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- groundst
"Shock the Monkey" - Peter Gabriel
- groundst0
"Kiss me where is smells" - Bloodhound Gang
It's no fun when I'm the only one playing.
- k0na_an0k0
we just played this last week i think
- Affluenza0
there is this old woman
she lives down the road
you can often find her
kneeling inside of her hole
and i often ask her
"are you looking for the mother lode?"
huh?
no.
no my child, this is not my desire
and then she saidi'm digging for fire
- e_b_c0
...and if i had my druthers? i'd make those motherfuckers really fuck their mothers.
- honest0
"suck on my chocolate salty balls, stick em in your mouth and chew em!"
- CyBrain0
Those Eye-talians need a lesson to be taught. I was dancing when I saw their brains run out on the street.
-Lou Reed
- kev_charlton0
Dodi Dodi Dodi and Di Di Di they both died.
Diana spent her time destroying mines...while Dodi was away commiting dubious crimes.
He had a little beard just like Rolf Harris. That disapeared one fateful night in Paris!
..............
Dodi and Di by
Keith Burton and his beef curtain
- lvl_130
ain't no one fuckin' after her. i'm outta' here as soon as i fix the flux capacitor.
mf doom
- lvl_130
girls open legs for beer kegs, covered in giant eggs.
kool keith
- ********0
If this is gonna be that kinda party I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes
- CyBrain0
Professor, what's a five letter word for pirate treasure?
Well I say it's booty booty booty booty booty
That's what I said.
- thismanslife0
You were screaming at your Mum
And I was punching your Dad
You were screaming at your Mum
And I was punching your Dad
You were screaming at your Mum
And I was punching your Dad
You were screaming at your Mum
And I was punching your Dad...In his faaaaace.
- thismanslife0
Who are these people? They are too stupid to be your real parents.
- Sparky0
Come a little closer honey, I wont bite cha. One more lager and I might learn to like ya.
- N. Fallon, Clutch.