Why I Hate People
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- mrbee28280
I hate people because...
- BuddhaHat0
Damn, that truly does suck dude, bad luck :(
Hopefully, something righteously cool should happen to you some time soon... and karma will have its way with that scumbag...
- CyBrain0
I am so glad I don't drive anymore.
- Peter0
People are the worst.
- Point50
mg33, thank you for the story. I think you just made my day better by like $200
HAHAHAHA
- mg330
sputnik, you're a woman? I thought you were a satellite?
- Affluenza0
It's much more fun to 'bread' a car!
Sorry mate, that sucks.
- -sputnik-0
or a woman's...'cause we love our rigs too!
- moldero0
only a pussy would mess with another mans car.
- gramme0
that really sucks buddy.
- mg330
Haha, I just remember my friends going "she bit you?"
And then one guy says "that didn't turn you on at all?"
LOL
- fooler0
i once tried to slash a tire with a cheap steak knife when I was a kid. The knife bent everytime I tried. I think I just ended up spitting on the dudes car.
- blackspade0
shiet man that is dirt.
- davey_g0
Awesome story mg33!
I would have done the same thing...giving the knife to see what up.
- mg330
Sorry to hear about that, but as most things in life it leads to a crazy story.
During college we had a NYE party, lots of people over at our apartment.
This guy from the back of the first floor comes up our stairs where we're hanging out, he's a real redneckish, unintelligent little grommet of a 19 yr. old or so. Looks like kind of guy you'd see at an ICP concert and the next day all dirtied up at the 4 wheeler track.
So he comes up and starts talking to us, cursing up a storm and telling us "My girlfriend and I were just having sex and she bit me on the ear!" (and there was visibly NOTHING wrong with him)
He actually said "we were just f*ing and she bit me!"
Lots of "I hate that bitch," and "I'm done with her ass!"
Looks at us and says "Can I borrow a knife?" and in like a nanosecond we just did a collective, silent "WTF??"
He says, "I'm gonna slash the tires on her car."
Most of us were drunk and rather amazed by the guy, being sensible college kids and all, we figured, let's just see what he does.
So he goes into our kitchen, calls a cab (this was in Arlington, TX) grabs a cheap steak knife, walks downstairs and slashes ALL FOUR TIRES ON HER CADILLAC, looked like a late 80s model.
The damn car was practically even with the ground. He walked back up and handed us the knife, went and waited for his cab, and we never saw him again.
The car sat there for about 5 weeks before the girl's dad came over and had it towed.
- CALLES0
specific race i mean
- flavorful0
That fucking blows buddy.
- CALLES0
Why I (fill in blank with specific) Hate People
- Point50
My insurance is covering the vandalism, so my deductible is $250; which is actually great because the total for replacing two tires w/ hazard ins. included is $1222! ... that's what I get for getting blinged out rims and tires :(
- fooler0
Just tell them, "I was just driving along and I accidentally ran over a disgruntled ex co worker"
davey_g
(Oct 10 06, 14:47)