Why I Hate People
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Sorry to hear about that, but as most things in life it leads to a crazy story.
During college we had a NYE party, lots of people over at our apartment.
This guy from the back of the first floor comes up our stairs where we're hanging out, he's a real redneckish, unintelligent little grommet of a 19 yr. old or so. Looks like kind of guy you'd see at an ICP concert and the next day all dirtied up at the 4 wheeler track.
So he comes up and starts talking to us, cursing up a storm and telling us "My girlfriend and I were just having sex and she bit me on the ear!" (and there was visibly NOTHING wrong with him)
He actually said "we were just f*ing and she bit me!"
Lots of "I hate that bitch," and "I'm done with her ass!"
Looks at us and says "Can I borrow a knife?" and in like a nanosecond we just did a collective, silent "WTF??"
He says, "I'm gonna slash the tires on her car."
Most of us were drunk and rather amazed by the guy, being sensible college kids and all, we figured, let's just see what he does.
So he goes into our kitchen, calls a cab (this was in Arlington, TX) grabs a cheap steak knife, walks downstairs and slashes ALL FOUR TIRES ON HER CADILLAC, looked like a late 80s model.
The damn car was practically even with the ground. He walked back up and handed us the knife, went and waited for his cab, and we never saw him again.
The car sat there for about 5 weeks before the girl's dad came over and had it towed.