Wake up and smell the coffee..
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- ********0
eggs. about 4. and bacon.
- kelpie0
nice one, used to walk about 4 in the morning to work and the same back every day through a nice part of Glasgow and have never been fitter or healthier, or more free of those little particles of evilness than collect on the tube.
well worth the extra effort
- kidswift-0
Dolphin? Golden shower? Wow where do I get one of those from??? And whets the freaking story and please don't just say well one day we were walking gaily down the bank of the Thames where all of a sudden.... a dolphin pirouetted out of the river and let a long curving arc of dolphin urine spray onto a poor helpless old lady. Who possibly had her mouth open to exclaim at this amazing site.... that I don't want to hear.
- mr_snuggles0
*note
I will be 'going postal', as they say, in about 5 minutes. Keep watching your local news for developments...
Kelpie, lunch/suicide in the park today?
- kelpie0
*synchronises watch
- pascii0
i like the taste of pussy in my mouth when i wake up. yes, i do oral.
- kelpie0
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- Concrete0
pasci want to see the cross species water sports statue!
- KuzII0
are you having one of those manic days today kidwsift?
- KuzII0
oh and fried peanut butter and banana sandwhich please.
tea, milk, one sugar.
- ********0
Concrete knows.
What's it all about huh?He wasn't pissing as high today. Yesterday he got it right up between her legs.
- ********0
you guys lost me..
- Concrete0
He teases her moth, I'm sure of it.
- paraselene0
i fucking hate dolphins.
they're completely overrated. people only like them because they're like humans.
i, for one, never heard of a better reason to absofuckinglutely LOATHE something.
this is why we're not on the goddamned tube in the first place - all that humanity in its repulsive, narcissistic...
...bloody HUMANness.
- mr_snuggles0
I got you, babe..
- honest0
i fucking hate dolphins.
they're completely overrated. people only like them because they're like humans.
i, for one, never heard of a better reason to absofuckinglutely LOATHE something.
this is why we're not on the goddamned tube in the first place - all that humanity in its repulsive, narcissistic...
...bloody HUMANness.
paraselene
(Oct 4 06, 04:33)Could I have a dolphin, mayonnaise and lettuce sandwich?
- ********0
i fucking hate dolphins.
they're completely overrated. people only like them because they're like humans.
i, for one, never heard of a better reason to absofuckinglutely LOATHE something.
this is why we're not on the goddamned tube in the first place - all that humanity in its repulsive, narcissistic...
...bloody HUMANness.
paraselene
(Oct 4 06, 04:33)People will think I post using your account if you carry on like this...
- kidswift-0
I hear you paraselene but I am sure if dolpins ruled the world they wouldn't put us in human Zoos.
PS I always hated flipper and the stupid way the kid always thought flipper was telling him how to solve the most relevant mystery at hand. Ever fucker knows flipper was just a hungry little bastard wanting his next kipper .
Talking dolphin my ass next thing you will tell me theres a talking dolphin called darwin on seaquest..........
- mr_snuggles0
she be careful she doesn't shart herself again :O
- paraselene0
you terrible cunt.