Wake up and smell the coffee..
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- mr_snuggles0
I just bludgeoned a tall dutchman to death with my umbrella on the train this morning... then I gouged his eyes out with the curly part of the handle...and threw them at his screaming 4-year old daughter...
:)
- Concrete0
Did you piss in his eye sockets?
- PonyBoy0
Did you feed him to his daughter afterward?... you know... for breakfast?
- Concrete0
Cancel that danish order, kidswift, and I think snuggs needs the coffee more than i do.
- kidswift-0
How do you want me to cook his daughter mr_snuggles? I have already retrived his eyeballs and worked them into the blueberry pancake batter that the NT kids are eating right now!
- kelpie0
strike a blow snuggles, strike a blow for the common commuter.
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I'll have a vodka and orange please, Kidswift, with ice - and don't spare the horses.
- kelpie0
and instead of food, I'll have another one.
- mrpt0
hehe...omelet, toast and some orange juice with hit the spot.
- kidswift-0
Just flew in a bottle of the finest dam vodka straight outta my home country of Aotearoa (NZ)
check out the real story behind it here Kelpi
- paraselene0
this is precisely why moth and i have ceased commuting.
and i must say, after our hour and a half stroll along the river in the morning sun, i feel decidedly non-homicidal.
which is unusual. and surprisingly pleasant.
moth tends to regain his bloodthirst shortly after lunch, though, but at least it's a stopgap...
- kelpie0
Just flew in a bottle of the finest dam vodka straight outta my home country of Aotearoa (NZ)
check out the real story behind it here Kelpi
www.42below.co.nz/flas...
kidswift-
(Oct 4 06, 02:16)sweet, bro!
;)
- ********0
It's an hour and three quarters actually.
- kelpie0
you've started walking an hour and 3/4 into work every morning? respect.
Are you also swimming across the Thames somewhere?
- paraselene0
have you figured out how many miles it is yet?
*looks at moth's monitor
**sees that's exactly what he's doing
***wonders sometimes about our bizarre communication methods
- paraselene0
Are you also swimming across the Thames somewhere?
kelpie
(Oct 4 06, 02:31)swimming is for pussies.
we tunnel.
- ********0
Google maps is km's, which mean fuck all to me.
- kidswift-0
till what Moth the end of earth as we know it or until the kitchen closes for Breakfast?
Because my midnights kitchen never closes. I am always here for you all with a trusty stack of blueberry pancakes, a listening ear or bottle of absinthe.......
- ********0
It's a really pleasant walk kelpie, and has culminated in us finding some really nice looking pubs around Wapping. Nice old-school boozers. Can't wait to try em!
We've done 3 days this week. I rekon that's that about 15 miles already.
- Concrete0
moth and para, do you get through a lot of shoes?
- ********0
moth and para, do you get through a lot of shoes?
Concrete
(Oct 4 06, 02:36)We might if we keep it up.
Think we might run out of conversion first. One can only laugh at the dolphin giving a lady a golden shower so many times....