Office Lies/Laughs
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- mg33
Been giggling all moring because for someone reason I almost asked a coworker who is in her 40s, "Have you ever tried cocaine before?" as a total icebreaker to this hour long silence we had in our room.
It'd be so funny to ask that and then just casually say "Yah, I tried some this weekend, wasn't really what I expected, but it was cheap so I figured why not."
I dare someone to do that and report back here about it.
- ********0
what does being in her 40s have to do with whether she ever tried cocaine?
- mg330
Nothing. I just felt like it was a detail that couldn't be missed. More like I can't see her having ever done that I guess.
- acescence0
let's see 40's... that would put her in her 20's during the 80's... yeah, she's never tried coke.
- rasko40
People may surprise you mg33, it seems that perhaps you may be the prude.
Is this your 'what i could have done' day?
- mg330
forget the age then. Ask anyone. I'm only 28 so I figured it would be funnier being younger and therefore a "dumb kid."
- ********0
likely had reconstructive nasal surgery to correct a "deviated septum"
- fooler0
OMG she's in her 40's so she might have been in her 20's during the 80's. No one ever thought of doing coke in the 80's!!!!
But I'm 100% positive she's smoked crack! Ask her that one.
- nocomply0
Problem with my office is that most people here would say yes.
- fooler0
I might have deviated my septum this weekend at my bachlor party
- blaw0
weren't the 80s cocaine's hayday?
- mg330
Uh, this thread is far more confusing than I intended.
Doesn't matter who I could have asked, just thought it was funny - three of us in a room and silence and then that question.
On the same token - what are some other over-the-top questions one might ask?
- fooler0
"ever take it in da butt?"
- blaw0
"can i smell your snatch?"
"no? must be your feet then."
- spendogg0
This guy once went up to a hot girl in the bar, pointed to me and said "That dude is too shy to a ask, but he wants to know if he can butt fuck your grandma" - she looked at me like i farted in her mouth.
- onewhoslaps0
*snorts line
*slaps face