The 29 Year old Virgin
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- ********0
Candy Cane.™
Instead of busting in a girl's mouth, you pull it out and mayonaisse her face. And as great as that is, you give her a firm tap to the bridge of the nose.
Not enough to knock out, but enough to cause a nose bleed.
Then as the blood comes out, you swirl it around her face like the swirls of a candy cane.
Bonus Points for using cawk, and uber points for using the back end of a hammer.
- CALLES0
god if the 29 year old virgin ever reads this i think she never go for it...
is it still 100?
- pepsi0
I still prefer the donkey punch
- CALLES0
nice
- Teeuwen0
"2. The Stranger - Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep
and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else."
hahahahahaha..
ahem..
*puts hand under bottom
- CALLES0
Wow i didn't know that the donkey punch had its purpose
amazing
- pepsi0
27. The ChiliDog - You take a shit on a girl's tits and then
proceed to titty fuck her.
- CALLES0
do girls have their version of all this terms?
- ********0
"fucking assholes" covers all that
- Teeuwen0
i'll try the snowmobile..
- CALLES0
we should send the 29 year old virgin the link to that list and tell her that they are all normal procedures
- kelpie0
anybody else think 113 posts is testimony that despite all the swaggering bullshit, pretty much every guy here wouldn't hesitate to give her one?
- ********0
I haven't seen a picture, but I wouldn't really want to have sex with a virgin.
First of all, I'd be a complete let down for everything she has built up sex to be (unless she thinks it takes 5 seconds), and also I've already gone through the pains of trying to get girls to let their freak out and it's just not fun at this point in my life.
I'm a man-whore.
- restlessdesign0
I say they pick 4 guys and go DVDA on her.
- Gucci0
just imagine how messy DP would be for her first time