The 29 Year old Virgin
The 29 Year old Virgin
Out of context: Reply #101
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Candy Cane.™
Instead of busting in a girl's mouth, you pull it out and mayonaisse her face. And as great as that is, you give her a firm tap to the bridge of the nose.
Not enough to knock out, but enough to cause a nose bleed.
Then as the blood comes out, you swirl it around her face like the swirls of a candy cane.
Bonus Points for using cawk, and uber points for using the back end of a hammer.