High School Reunions
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- ********0
I'm sorry some of you didn't like high school.
Should have came to mine and we could have kicked it, haha.
My high school didn't really have a caste system or whatever.
I think mg33 wrote about if you liked to party it was whatever's clever to paraphrase.
Maybe I just didn't notice, I was always too busy trying to make everyone laugh, or getting into a girl's skirt.
I remember this one time I was walking outside and some kids were making fun of this fat bastard for reading comic books ... so I started making fun of him too.
But, I kept dropping crazy references like, "Man, let's fuck him up it's not like he has the Infinity Gauntlet like Thanos."
And, "We are the Silver Surfer heralding the arrival of Galactus to eat him like the Earth. Let's reign down our fists like Thor's Mighty Miljnoir!!!"
They fall of silence on the jerks, and hilarious laughter from the kid could possibly have been the nicest things I've ever done in my entire life.
Then I took his lunch money.
Okay I didn't, but I did have to talk comic books with him about once a week no matter who I was talking to when we would see each other, haha.
- mg330
I was pumped about growing a world-class handlebar mustache before the reunion, but soon discovered that I can't in fact even grow any kind of mustache.
- ********0
* Strokes Moustauche.
* Wannstauche Bash Deux is this weekend, haha.
Front of T-Shirt:
Back of T-Shirt:
I did not make these, haha.
- e_b_c0
i had an offer. didn't take it.
BURN!
- uberdesigner_0
highschool reunions are for losers. I didn't go to my 10 yr because I didn't know anyone. buncha fucking lawyers, doctors, and whitebread ramrod republicans. I would've gone if I could've been guaranteed a bj by everyone in attendance.
- Teeuwen0
WTE
- jonnyquest0
I think I'll just watch Grosse Pointe Blank and pretend it's mine because something tells me the real thing would just be far too depressing...
- uberdesigner_0
Back of T-Shirt:
www.imgdumb.com/images... [jpg]I did not make these, haha.
flavorful
(Aug 29 06, 14:32)whatever happened to wanny?
- ********0
Coaches the PITT Panthers!!!
- uberdesigner_0
that's just sad
- slappy0
Mine is next year... Not going.
Cant handle explaning what I do even though Im basically a web designer these days.
oh and highschool sucked!
- pyeaton0
I think I would go to my HS reunion and vomit over every inbred scumbag redneck there. (i grew up in central maine), and then ask them how that assistant gas pumper job is workin out for them.
- mg330
pyeaton - how central?
I've spent some time at Moosehead Lake several summers while my Mom lived in Boston.
Love it up there.
- uberdesigner_0
is maine big enough to house rednecks?
- mg330
I thought rednecks only existed south of the mason dixon line.
- uberdesigner_0
in the north people call them rednecks when in fact they're white trash
- pyeaton0
I grew up in a town called Belgrade. It is a 1/2 hour north of augusta. Beautifil town., The way it is decorated with rusty 1972 chargers on blocks is just delightful.
Up here in the North, we call them Hicks. They are unbathed, uneduacated dime bag dealers that like to fight each other over Ford or Chevy.
- Jaline0
er...I still have a while to wait.
So I can't say if I'll be looking forward to it until that times comes, as I'll probably be somewhere else in my life (hopefully). I'm sure it will be interesting though.
- Jaline0
Haha, awesome k0na. I like stories like that.
I was a band geek too. What instrument?
- Jaline0
Also, what flavorful said about those girls is true. But obviously that applies to people who have plastic/cosmetic surgery and lots of kids are ugly anyway. If they grow out of it it's cool ;)