things you don't say
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- komkrktprod
I just told one of my femme friends that her breath reminded me of wet trash.
I had to tell the truth. I couldn't let it go on.
What would u have done?
- mrdobolina0
if she is your friend you can say anything.
- rasko40
my favourite line for people with offensive hallitosis is to just wince slightly, look them in the eye, and quietly, quizically enquire - "have you been dining on faeces again dear boy?"
I simultaeneously offer gum.
- -sputnik-0
nothing. you were polite...i would've asked her if she brushed her teeth with dogsh•t, a la bullet tooth tony.
- ninjasavant0
One of my high school friends says one of his favorite memories of the time was when i turned to him in art class and said:
"dude, your breath smells like shit. I don't mean like shit shit, I mean it smells like actual shit."
The next year I bought him 'Everyone Poops" for his birthday.
The end.
- digitalswarm0
One time, in art class, a hot girl leaned over to me to whisper something, and the smell from her mouth made me reconsider the whole idea of sexual attraction. I almost gagged.
- version30
hopefully, later that night, so did she
- jfletcher0
the worst is when you're on a plane for 10 hours... everyones breath smells... jesus.
- PonyBoy0
this one time in a life drawing class (nude models)... this one mouthy kid named 'Joey' (hilarious kid too) decided to lean over and look at our buddy 'J's drawing...
... Joey then said (mind you, it was super quiet and 40+ folks are drawing this nude fella who's standing in front of everyone) in a 'matter-of-fact' tone:
"So Jay... I see you're drawing the penis."
the whole room... including the model fell apart laughing.
- spendogg0
cock flavored lolipop
- Teeuwen0
the scent of fresh http://b3ta.hnldesign.nl/index.p…
- komkrktprod0
she had the nerve to say that she thought she smelled my breath.
I responded that her breath was petrifying my face and as such bounced off of said surface and hit her in her nostrils.
Now really, if your breath is stank, don't you recognize it or does someone have to point it out?
- honest0
yuck, pretty girls with bad breath. They're only pretty on the outside, hate to be there when she farts.
- mr_snuggles0
bad breath and hairy vag = eww
- kungfukid0
oi mate, your fly's are undone
- _salisae_0
flossing can usually remedy bad breath. unless the diet of the individual is that of junk food and ancient twat primarily .. like snuggles is.
- komkrktprod0
she is a vegan. i suggested she start flossing.
- mr_snuggles0
bedankt...
- CALLES0
when you wake up before the girl next to you and you smack your cock in her forehead and say ORDER IN THE COURT!! ORDER IN THE COURT
CALLES
(Aug 24 06, 13:54)
- CALLES0
Age of Aquarius
- _salisae_0
you're wankum