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craptastic
- TheBlueOne0
Isn't it "shoots" and not "chutes"?
- ********0
AYE!!!
This is why most of my jokes only work when I tell them aloud (well... as much as they could "work" in the first place I guess, haha).
From Wikipedia:
The giant panda eats shoots and leaves, living almost entirely on bamboo.
- ********0
Actually makes it better textually.
- TheBlueOne0
I heard the same joke years back, but it was about a Panda giving oral sex to a prostitue and leaves without paying. As she starts to bitch, he throws a dicyionatry at her and says "Look it up honey.." and walks out the door..whereupon the hooker looks up Panda and it says "Eats bush and leaves."
- ********0
Haha, I like the G Rated Version.
Plus, who in their rite mind would eat out a hooker?
A Panda Bear.
- hahaha, the amount of returns from "hooker?" to "A Panda Bear" was initially like 35 ...********
- ... in the old PVN. :D********
- hahaha, the amount of returns from "hooker?" to "A Panda Bear" was initially like 35 ...
- paraselene0
that's the best joke so far, for sure.
- stewart0
spotted in Tromsø, Norway.
:)
- gramme0
growse