craving fancy dress...
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- mr_snuggles0
:(
nevermind...
- paraselene0
were you thinking of coming over for the party?
or did you have a great idea that will take more than 24 hours for me to put together?
- chossy0
Man I am hunghoooover hi!
I'm going to get a muckle haggis and tatties lunch the day.
If only I knew about this party earlier we could have arranged a courier to get this massive cock and balls we have in our props room, it's brilliant, you slide the boaby over yourself then the bolloocks are shoes :D it's brilliant, we used it for a viral to say is your boss a cock he he, it's like seven foot tall and terribly veiny.
- vespa0
i reckon sleep was brilliant. that wouldn't be hard would it?
go in your pjs (alternatively a slip and some kitten heel slippers for the maumau version), strap a pillow to the side of your face and make some zzz come out of your head with some aluminium foil and a coathanger.
you can pretty much make any fancy dress costume with aluminium foil and a coathanger...
- paraselene0
omg. that would be perfect. but i don't know if i'd have the courage to wear it on the tube.
i'm totally hungover as well. it was one of those mornings where you wake up and immediately check your sent texts, email outbox and the pvn for any poor behaviour.
:l
- paraselene0
yeah, i love the idea of sleep. and it would be pretty easy to do, now you put it that way, vespa! you're always good at the fancy dress game.
- paraselene0
oh poor snuggles! i have no idea what date it is. but it must be the 18th! i'm so sorry, son. i'll never forget your birthday ever again.
:(
- chossy0
I'm having one of those hangovers that makes you just hungry all day and pure anything you eat doesnae make a dent in your hunger hi!.
- _salisae_0
beat yourself up about your drunkeness just a touch more and there is your costuuuuume.
nudgenudge
hinthintor go as someone craving knowledge and dress like a dumbass .. a.k.a. chossy
*i'm only playing chossy .. it's some character training for paraselene
- Concrete0
Go as a stick of cellery filled with peanut butter.
I don't know how you'll pull that off but it is a serious and realistic craving!
- paraselene0
i was also thinking of just making a bunch of crazy jewelry out of the contents of the spice aisle at waitrose: nutmeg earrings, chilli pepper and vanilla bean choker, cinnamon stick bracelet, etc.
- harlequino0
Haven't read the entire thread but...
How about craving attention? You could attach a whole bunch of dolls to you (facing inward).
- paraselene0
i thought about going topless but for an a3 sandwich board with ATTENTION written on one side and AFFECTION on the other...
- harlequino0
Hmmm...
Lose the sandwich board and it's perfect!
heh..
;)
- paraselene0
the other slight problem is that it's another one of these three-birthday saturdays so i have to wear something that i wouldn't mind wearing to two other places where people won't be in fancy dress...
- xenicon0
this one?