craving fancy dress...
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- paraselene
no, i'm not craving fancy dress. contrary to even my own expectations, i do not care for fancy dress.
but i'm going to one on saturday and teh hostess is up the duff. so the theme is to come as what you crave.
any good ideas, folks?
- xenicon0
sleep
- paraselene0
perfect. how do i dress up as sleep?
what the hell does the sandman (or sandgirl as the case may be) look like?
- Nairn0
"up the duff". Good to know you're absorbing the finery of the mother tongue, para.
Go as a Cigarette?
- kelpie0
surely you should be dressed as a crack pipe or something then?
- kelpie0
*instant remorse
- paraselene0
:'(
- kelpie0
I always did make the pretty ones cry :(
- Rand0
a candy coated butterfly?
- paraselene0
oh great, rand, now i'm craving candy coated butterflies...
- paraselene0
everything is either terribly abstract (sleep, affection, attention) or a pain in the arse to materialise (cigarette, crack) or lame and everyone will do it (chocolate).
- paraselene0
and the very best one (cock) is taken already by my best mate.
:(
- _salisae_0
meat
- xenicon0
heimlich manoevre?
- paraselene0
i often crave sushi...
- paraselene0
also:
i'm skinter than ever before so i can't spend any money on the costume.
- _salisae_0
crave sympathy and go without costume
- blaw0
what are the odds para will dress as me?
all it takes is a crewcut, glasses and some tattoos.
- xenicon0
make a black bar you can wear like a pair of glasses so in all pictures of the event your anonymity is assured.
You can go as who is she?
- Mimio0
Wear leather pants and say you crave 'attention'.