Arressted NTers
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- sweaty_bollox0
I got stopped by Police and searched as I fit the description of a chinese bag snatcher.
I politely complied with their request as I was half scared and outnumbered by three officers so I couldn't do a runner.
The junior officer couldn't find any details for me on file after he asked for dob, address, etc. I told him I'd never been arrested for anything but he didn't believe me. I have a pretty good West London accent but he didn't believe I was born here because I didn't have a passport on me.
I then pointed to the large group of Japanese teenagers walking by and asked if any of them fit their bag snatcher's description. The look on his face was priceless but his senior told me not to be mouthy.
As soon as they let me go after finding nothing (i was a bag snatcher with no bag), I ran as fast as I could as I really needed a piss at that point but was then chased by one of them. Needless to say he didn't believe I needed the toilet so was forced to wet myself. I hate the police, i really really do.
- paraselene0
lol. tell us more about jenny.
i got deported for coming over with intent to work and no permit.
i got sent to houston. :(
and had to get a special visa for deported people. and now it takes three hours to come back into the country. bitches.
- barbtastic0
I am very fast and a very good talker, so I attribute my incredibly fast feet and thinking for getting me out of most situations.
flavorful
(Aug 2 06, 08:21)
--------------------flirting with the officers is why i have only been arrested once, and been pulled over about 20 times for speeding and received only 2 tickets. vag power.
- Amp0
You pissed yourself while in custody? That must have been fun.
- barbtastic0
Haha Barb, I'd use "Bill Vetter".
flavorful
(Aug 2 06, 08:26)
---------------------ya, i got lucky, no one expects you to have a wallet when you're swimming... it was easy to play dumb and deny i know my SS#, and i gave them my ex's address in LA.
- barbtastic0
lol. tell us more about jenny.
paraselene
(Aug 2 06, 08:27)
--------------------jenny is my name when being arrested or when being hit on by lurps at the bar. jenny gets a lot of phone calls at all of her phone numbers.
- kelpie0
shot a guy in the arse who was trying to bloody ramble through the grounds one day, had the bloody cheek to run off to the police about it. Nothing a nice sherry and a small donation to the end of year wives and girlfriends party couldn't sort, what what.
- Nairn0
Once for weed possession.
Once for possession & intent to supply magic mushrooms.
Once under the Official Secrets Act.I've had court appearances for driving offenses (speeding & dangerous driving), have had my business premises illegally searched by the Police (again, mushroom related) and have been ticked-off by the police for a variety of stupid little things.
I hope I'm a little more grown up now.
- radar0
I met jenny at a bar before, that bitch never returned my calls
- barbtastic0
jenny's a busy lady
- Nairn0
Oh, and since weed was 'legalised' in the UK, I've been stop'n'searched twice.
- normal0
I had a friend in NY get bullied and punched in the face by a fire chief - unbeknowst at the time - in a bar. Left to go hang on the street, the fire chief walks by and friend throws a plastic chair at him, missing. Fire chief pulls out a gun shoots friend in the ass, files suit against friend for assault and friend goes down with 4 years probation and a fine (and another hole in his ass.
- IRNlun60
Back in '93, got arrested twice for throwing eggs.
First time, some friends and I went surfing. It surf was small and windy; we were bored so throwing eggs seemed like a good idea. With our luck we hit a local judge that called the cops and we got arrested real quick. When all was said and done they dropped the charges and slapped us on the wrist.
A month later, once again bored with nothing to do we decided to throw eggs again. With our dumb luck again, and I sh*t you not, we threw some eggs next to an undercover sting operation trying to catch some women robbing a bank. They chased us down, stopped us with their guns drawn and arrested us but this time we weren't so lucky. I got charged with misdemeanor assault and had to do 1 year of community service. All in all I was lucky because they wanted to give us felonies which would have meant at least a year in prison...
...so I don't throw eggs anymore.
- e-pill0
arressted for walking across some train tracks in Italy, had to pay a very large fine and was screamed at by the Italian Carabiniere who were all wearing uniforms designed by Armani...i was laughing at that and i totally didint understand 1 word that they were saying.
- kelpie0
they're funny - armed to the teeth and standing in wee gangs talking about the football and eyeballing women tourists, rifles hanging to the side. nobs.
- blaw0
which brings up a good point... it is vital to have a pseudonym and a good one at that (not just for run-ins with the law).
one that rolls right off your tongue, has the same sounding ethnic background, matches your face and is nothing close to your actual name.
travis price.
and, yes, it sucks knowing that i actually do look like a guy named travis.
- Sven_sk0
omg! i met that chick too!
is jenny's number 867-5309?
Jenny I've got your number,
I'm gonna make you mine,
Jenny don't change your number: 86753098675309
I got it,
I got it,
for a good time,
good a good time call.
- Sven_sk0
omg! i met that chick too!
is jenny's number 867-5309?
Jenny I've got your number,
I'm gonna make you mine,
Jenny don't change your number: 86753098675309
I got it,
I got it,
for a good time,
good a good time call.
- ********0
Haha yea, when I'm not talking to cops and it's people I don't want to know, or care knowing I tell them my name is 'Rutteger'.
They always ask me to spell it, and it rolls rite off my tongue:
Are-You-Double-Tee- Eee-Gee-ERR.
- e-pill0
fireworks and drugs suprisingly i never been caught with even i usually have both on me.
:)