Let Potter Live!
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- TheBlueOne
"Two of America's top authors, John Irving and Stephen King, made a plea to
J.K. Rowling on Tuesday not to kill the fictional boy wizard
Harry Potter in the final book of the series, but Rowling made no promises."http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060…
Bollocks. King is a hack, the worst writer ever. If he wants Potter to live then you know it's a bad idea. Have Harry die in the library as a stack of King's novels fall on him. That'd be cool.
- kelpie0
yea, I agree - kill him, kill the other two, and kill teh author and all decended from her, then sow salt into the the earth around them.
- sweaty_bollox0
Potter will die, it's all part of the whole Jesus/Neo/Pappa Skywalker thing. If you save the world, you're supposed to die, apart from James Bond and Doctor Who who get a new actor every now and then. Shame Ethan Hunt doesn't have the same ending...
- restlessdesign0
i hope she has the balls to kill off hermione and ron instead.
then harry tuns into an alcoholic and jumps off a castle or something.
- uberdesigner_0
I know what happens. I've thought it through. who wants my ironclad theory?
- sweaty_bollox0
I know what happens. I've thought it through. who wants my ironclad theory?
uberdesigner_
(Aug 2 06, 05:55)let's have it, in the meantime, here's mine:
ron and herm's children come back through a wormhole and pronounce Harry to be Voldemort's kid. When ol' Volde went to pay his child support in person, Harry's dad got a bit iffy and called Voldemort a tosser who in turn killed Harry's pa (cos' that's the kind of guy he is). Harry's ma tried to kill Volde and only managed to do half the job and in doing so, destroyed herself in the process.
- uberdesigner_0
Voltemort being his father is pretty gay. What a stars wars ending that would be.
my theory:
Harry will have to leave the world of magic forever. He will become a muggle.
- uberdesigner_0
...and by doing so, it will teach kids to not feel so bad about being muggles.
- restlessdesign0
assuming that only stupid children who have no idea that magic isn't real read the books...
- sweaty_bollox0
...and by doing so, it will teach kids to not feel so bad about being muggles.
uberdesigner_
(Aug 2 06, 06:03)isn't that a bit muggle-ist? Nothing wrong with being non-magic, look at Paul Daniels as a shining example of what magic can do for you.
Darn, i just remembered he has a hot wife.
- blaw0
king is a hack!?
i will go so far as to say he is the single most prolific writer of our time.
100 years from now, if someone wanted to know what it was really like to live in our times, they will need only read his stories.
challenge for you: "salem's lot" is a quick and easy read. knock it out this week and see if you still feel the same way.
*i picked "salem's lot" not because it's his best writing, but because i've recently reread it and was yet again floored by how skilled that man can craft a sentence and tell a story.
- GreedoLives0
After Harry kills Voldemort, he dies in an unfortunate whorehouse accident involving an electric screwdriver, two gallons of french vanilla ice cream and 50 costa rican sea urchins.