Whenever you're in town
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- canuck0
Invite the lady over. Then just don't let her in.
Leave a sign on your door, that says you had an emergancy to attend to, and give directions to the closest motel.
- chossy0
Get her over get her beefed.
- ********0
oh like yeah ya know, she's been sending you random christmas cards over the last few years, and like she's totally obsessed and stalking you.
this gets better and better
*pulls up chair.
- k0na_an0k0
her: remember me? can i crash at your place?
you: for sure but someone died on the couch last week and it's still a bit moist and the smell hasn't gone away quite yet.
are you a heavy sleeper? like... if someone was screaming all night, from say a basement... would you be able to sleep through that and maybe a chainsaw now and again?
*click
- Dancer0
Act like you've got a pair Jox.....
...... Ask her to send a full body pic
- mr_snuggles0
have that female cop you macked a while back send an official notice that you have been quarantined due to a recent outbreak of congenital herpes....which, coincidentally, originated from your loins...
- digilee0
be a fucking man and just say no to her. Jeeshh, what is wrong with people that they can't just be straight and honest?
- rasko40
just let her stay you miserable bastard, its not like she's going to be eating all your food, snoring loudly, pestering you for things to do, wanting to go out to hideous tourist bars and entertain her, quizzing you about why you wear womens underwear and generally getting in the way of your secretive homosexual lifestyle. oh well maybe...
- mr_snuggles0
and if she's ugly you can always just push her head down, or put a bag over her melon and skillfuck her...