Whenever you're in town
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- jox
You know when you go somewhere and meet up with a bunch of people. And as the night moves along, you get a lot to drink and you slip out "Hey whenever you're in town, you can stay at my place" and you get the standard "Hey, you too"
Isn't that just something you say to be polite? I got a call this morning from this girl I met SIX years ago in Italy saying she's gonna be in town next week and was wondering if my couch was still available. I vaguely remember her *not* being particulary hot, and really dont feel like having a stranger crashing between my couch cusions for 5 days.
I need excuses please.
- canuck0
Is she a bit of alright?
- Nairn0
Tell her you've found Christ and you'd love here to come over so you can tell her more about it.
Or, you've become a taxidermist.
- k0na_an0k0
Tell her you don't think you boyfriend would like that very much.
:)
- canuck0
Damn it that won't help you at all.
- ********0
Tell her no, quit the bullshit sizzy!
- jox0
Hahah, great, thanks ^_^
- _salisae_0
you lost your couch while gambling but she can stay with you and your boyfriend in your bed if she'd like.
- Nairn0
Is that 'tell her you've become a Basque seperatist', canuck?
- ********0
Who the .. what the ... fuck ... how are you still able to be contact by someone who you haven't seen/talked to in 6 years?!
- ********0
Just be honest and tell her she can get fucked.
- canuck0
Is that 'tell her you've become a Basque seperatist', canuck?
Nairn
(Jun 29 06, 06:29)So that's what he is on about.
- rasko40
Tune in next week for the next exciting episode of "True Confessions of a Swedish Seduction Ace"
- ********0
Ever heard of the word 'No'
Or if thats too subtle...
"Rack off cunt face"
- Jaline0
Just tell her other people are staying over and you have no space. Or don't contact her back.
- ********0
i think you're a fantacist jox my son
- ********0
Then again, in the past 6 years she could have turned into a smoking hot biddy.
...
However, if she wasn't hot her entire life, I'd be hard pressed to ever talk to her.
I suggest saying the truth.
"When I said that, I didn't mean you. Sorry. Some nice hostels around town however."
- jox0
Who the .. what the ... fuck ... how are you still able to be contact by someone who you haven't seen/talked to in 6 years?!
flavorful
(Jun 29 06, 06:33)I've had the same number since 1995 or so.
- MLP0
6 years.. that's absurd. i guess drink till shes cute.
- jox0
I have got a couple of xmas cards though, last one was dated 03, maybe 04... i think. But still!