mayo
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- jox
Is it true what they say?
Have you grown another inch?
Well, I just did.
*dodges sexual harrassment case
- mayo0
HAHAHAAHHAHaa, like your wee-wee could get that big :P
- grunttt0
bam!
- blaw0
welcome back, mayo.
- mayo0
Hey thanks, blaw. I got a picture of the painting on this computer if you want to see it? I was going to get back to your email, too. I swear.
- jox0
She was never gone - she's just wearing these now
- mayo0
HAHAHAHaa did i ever show you the ones my cousin in Belgium gave me when I was in the philippines? I keep them under my desk so that I can wear them to get things off the top shelf in the kitchen :\
- grunttt0
mayo
*waves
- mayo0
*waves
fart smell toward grunttt* :D
my word, i'm sassy today. god bless iced mochas with extra chocolate :D :D :D
- grunttt0
*cuts off nose
- blaw0
no worries, lady. time waits on no man, but i'm far less intense.
i'd love to see that painting.
and that footwear, now that you mention it.
- bradpitt0
I want to hunt me a mayo.
- bradpitt0
She promised me Natalie Portman for my bday and guess what? I got nothing for my bday.
*points finger and screams BIATCH!!
- mayo0
I'm calling BS on that bradpitt considering you won't ever tell me when your berfday is. I did however promise to send her to you with kosher chicken soup to make you feel better. You may hate me in a day or two for that once you realize she's not coming.
- blaw0
a portly natalie?
- bradpitt0
*smacks blaw on the face with a dildo.
How dare you??
- bradpitt0
my berfday is long gone.
- jox0
It hurts me to see how you're having email relationships with most men on NT.
Note to self: Never ask a woman how many times she emails other guys.
- mayo0
sorry for the blurriness, i'm bouncing off the walls here
- mayo0
Joxie-poo, i don't even know which email I can contact you with. You have a million and some are no longer good.
I love emailing you, but i don't know where :(
- taragee0
have you seen my watermelon? i left it right here...