Bless me, for I have sinned…
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- honest
...I'm a married man who experiences impure thoughts about other women.
- _salisae_0
let's hope she isn't aware of nt
- ********0
at least your honest, honest
- chossy0
nothing wrong with that man look but don't touch, it's healthy to want to beast loads of different chicks, I bet your wife isn't always thinking of you when your boinging her. If this was brutally honest honest then find a space for forgiveness please.
- ********0
Just because you've taken a book out of the library, doesn't mean you've handed in your library card.
- _salisae_0
maybe this is a good time to review your vows
- honest0
I had hoped it would open up a confessional for other sinners on NT looks like this thread died before it could walk...
look but don't touch huh? Does that work the other way round?
- ********0
I "sin" like once every few minutes so, if I really opened up this thread would fly up to the 100's pretty quick.
Who cares if you fancy some eye candy here and there? You're human.
Now if my wifey ever ... OH MY G-D I'D KILL HER!!! /////
//// Then post about it on NT. :D
- kelpie0
I occassionaly wee out of my 6th floor window onto unsuspecting schoolchildren
- Shift5250
Hey dude you're married, not dead.
- ********0
I burned down 100 acres of woods
- kelpie0
jesus, we've all done that, Vicar
- ********0
pity not the hundred acre woods
- rasko40
my team of scientists out in the field inform me that it only takes one tree to make a thousand matches but it only takes one match to burn a thousand trees.
Obviously I did point out to them that this is surely dependent on a) the size of the tree and b) the size of the matches along with another list of variables which concerned me.
- kelpie0
nods head, puffs pipe
Rand
(Jun 1 06, 06:59)
- Mojo0
Job 31:1
I made a covenant with mine eyes; why then should I think upon a maid?
thought > temptation > sin acted out.
Temptation usually comes in through a door that has deliberately been left open. -Richard Baxter
- Kidswift0
While inocently hurling fireworks from a slingshot at tourists i managed to set an entire public gardens on fire in the New Zealand summer.
Though I do feel as though some blame should be allocated to the shelfish tourists that could of got in the way of the projetiled firework thus saving me from an an enternity of having hot pokers and sharp mangoe pieces forcibly insterted up me.....
*Worst drought of 10 years
- paraselene0
aw, bless! i love that image of the shellfish tourists with their little conch holdalls, running on their wee little skinny shellfish legs to escape the fireworks!
- Kidswift0
I also have a penchant for kidnapping small lapdogs chihuahuas and Shitsu's preffered and taking them home and shaving them. The next day i return them to there owners to prove that infact the dog they thought they had is actually and ugly deseased rat i then offer to sell them a rat trap or poison to dispense of the hideous beasts... But God does tell me to do i read it in my Alphabet soup so i am not to sure if that makes me a sinner....
- garett_west0
...I'm a married man who experiences impure thoughts about other women.
honest
(Jun 1 06, 05:49)join the rest of the world ned fucking flanders. it's not an uncommon thing chief.
- tiger0
I experience impure thoughts about my neighbors dog