Bless me, for I have sinned…

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  • Kidswift0

    While inocently hurling fireworks from a slingshot at tourists i managed to set an entire public gardens on fire in the New Zealand summer.

    Though I do feel as though some blame should be allocated to the shelfish tourists that could of got in the way of the projetiled firework thus saving me from an an enternity of having hot pokers and sharp mangoe pieces forcibly insterted up me.....

    *Worst drought of 10 years

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