I am not Casanova
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- ********
I got pulled over today for not driving with my seat belt on. It's a copgirl that walks up to my car, so I try to pull the jox dinner trick. Well that didn't work. Got my "Dream on dude" and my ticket.
So, I put on my seat belt and continue a little further trying to find a place to park to car. I see a free spot a little up on a oneway street. I try to sneak up the wrong way to grab it when the same god damn cop car that just pulled me over, comes down the street against me. Cop girl comes up to me again and ask why I was doing that. I say to her it was just to get a second chance to ask her out for dinner, but I just get "Dream on dude" again. :(
I need a Porsche!
- skelly0
haha!
- jox0
Hahahah awww.
And just for the record, we're going out again. I got a kiss on the lips. From a cop! Tounge and everything.
- skelly0
you have 1 more strike to go.
- ********0
Haha that sucks. Quick thinking on the 2nd meeting though.
- grunttt0
And just for the record, we're going out again. I got a kiss on the lips. From a cop! Tounge and everything.
jox
(May 31 06, 13:26)did she have a warrent?
- tkmeister0
you obviously need a driving lesson from jox. he knows how to drive stick.
- jox0
did she have a warrent?
grunttt
(May 31 06, 13:27)She had the right to remain silent.
^_^
- jox0
HOW ARE YOU FUCKING BLUE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
- emokid0
this story is so good there was no choice but to make it blue.
- Seanbot0
you = the man.
- ********0
QBN wants to have his name match his balls.
* Ba dum ching *
- ********0
you have 1 more strike to go.
skelly
(May 31 06, 13:26)Well, Iceland is still stuck in 1958, so strikes don't exists for the driver license. The coppers don't even have guns with them. ..
- jevad0
hahahaha
blue!
awesome!
- brandelec0
holy shit, you're blue!! forget casanova, u just dragonball'd our asses
- sureshot0
blue is the way to go.
- mrdobolina0
haha
- neue75_bold0
why the blue?
- ********0
Blue!! wooohhhaa
- sureshot0
why not?
- mrdobolina0
I was turned blue once and wasn;t sure why either, it's like a random drawing.