Stolen goods
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- jox
So this guy in a black coat and tons of gold chains comes up to me on the street and goes "Hey man, you wanna buy this new Coolpix 7900?" and I, ironically on my way to look at digital cameras, go "Sure!", "It's a hundred bucks". and I go "Pfft, I give you 15." He thinks about it for about a second and says "Deal".
Came in a box and everything, it was a 50/50 chance I was getting fucked but I thought what the heck... So I try it out, and goddamn, superb shots. 1 gig memory card, too.
Anybody missing a in-a-box-new 7900?
- rasko40
you are a multiple felon jox.
- MrMackem0
did you get a warrenty with it ?
- rasko40
yeah you think you got a good deal but who you going to take it back to if something goes wrong? huh? didn't think of that did ya?
- jox0
Yeah, he followed me to the Nikon HQ and had me sign the papers that legally changed the warranty from his name to mine. He also got me a nice lunch.
- Jaline0
Jox = impulsive
- Concrete0
It's mine.
But I used it to pay off my crystal meth debts.
- rasko40
jox you are an amazing person, I would like to sign up for your newsletter and help you in any way I can.
- jox0
Yuo can be a membar off my bl0g rakso!
- MrMackem0
i have a nigerian friend who has millions of US dollars that needs to be deposited in a secure bank, a cash payment will be made.
anyne interested ?
i just need, your bank details, house keys, wifes bra size and car.
Cheers
- Baskerville0
lol mrmackern
- Jaline0
I guess for women you'd need their husband's bra size instead?
- joyride0
awesome... I love street vendors.
- Baskerville0
especially american ones
- Baskerville0
I guess for women you'd need their husband's bra size instead?
Jaline
(May 31 06, 05:38)especially american husbands.
got misplaced by another post about street vendors
- _salisae_0
so you've started your own business, purchased a new g5, had the pleasure of telling off a chump eating foie gras at an uppety restaurant, charmed your way out of a ticket and into a date, are looking to design a new house for youself AND you bought an incredible camera for fifteen dollars.
you're going on my ignore list.
- Jaline0
don't forget that time jox and I were an item
- rasko40
jox is a compulsive cunt.
- MrMackem0
im gonna go one better, after work im off to dixons with my swag bag.
ha. 15 dollars my arse, i mean ass.
- lvl_130
so you've started your own business, purchased a new g5, had the pleasure of telling off a chump eating foie gras at an uppety restaurant, charmed your way out of a ticket and into a date, are looking to design a new house for youself AND you bought an incredible camera for fifteen dollars.
you're going on my ignore list.
_salisae_
(May 31 06, 05:43)
- jox0
hahaha salisae, you summed up the last 6 months of my life perfectly!
Jaline:
WERE an item?