"Show Dick Some Respect"
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- Shift525
My favorite principal has died.
- grunttt0
RIP - so does this mean Bender is finally finished spending saturdays at school?
- 5timuli0
"Fuck off"
One of the best delivered lines in a movie EVER.
R.I.P
- Shift5250
"Andrew Clark! Front and center!"
- Jaline0
I liked the dancing part.
- bigbaby530
I always thought he was the coach in Breakfast Club. What principal volunteers his Saturday to chaparone detention?!?
- Jaline0
all the stuff they did couldn't have been done in a few hours though, if the creators wanted to make the film good. So no weekday, as they'd only have a few hours detention.
- Shift5250
all the stuff they did couldn't have been done in a few hours though, if the creators wanted to make the film good. So no weekday, as they'd only have a few hours detention.
Jaline
(May 30 06, 08:07)don't mess it up for the rest of us, please.
- jevad0
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Vernon: Questions?
Bender: Yeah, I've got a question. Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
Vernon: I'll give you the answer to that question, Mr.Bender, next Saturday. Dont mess with the bull young man, you'll get the horns.
Bender: That man is a brownie-hound.
- garett_west0
"The next time I come in here I'm crackin skulls!"
- Jaline0
shift, I was responding to:
I always thought he was the coach in Breakfast Club. What principal volunteers his Saturday to chaparone detention?!?
bigbaby53
(May 30 06, 08:02)
- mrdobolina0
"Did I hear a ruckus?"
- horton0
"pffffffffffff-t"
- garett_west0
[to himself, crawling above some acoustic ceiling tiles]
Bender: Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says...
[the ceiling gives way]
Bender: Oh, *shit*!I remember after that happening, and after I was done laughing, I wanted to hear the punchline more than anything.
- Shift5250
BRIAN'S MOTHER
Is this the first time or the last
time we do this?BRIAN
(upset)
Last...BRIAN'S MOTHER
Well get in there and use the time to your advantage...BRIAN
Mom, we're not supposed to study; we just have to sit there and do nothing.BRIAN'S MOTHER
Well mister you figure out a way to study.BRIAN'S LITTLE SISTER
(annoyingly)
Yeah!BRIAN'S MOTHER
Well go!
- honest0
RIP!!!
- Shift5250
VERNON
Well...well. Here we are! I want
to congradulate you for being on
time...Claire raises her hand.
CLAIRE
Excuse me, sir? I think there's
been a mistake. I know it's
detention, but...um...I don't think I belong in here...Vernon doesn't care. He just continues to talk.
VERNON
It is now seven-oh-six. You have exactly eight hours and fifty-four minutes to think about why you're here. To ponder the error of your ways...Bender spits into the air and catches the spit in his mouth again.
Claire looks like she is going to gag.
VERNON
...and you may not talk. You will
not move from these seats.He glances up at Bender and points at him.
VERNON
...and you...Vernon pulls the chair out from under Bender's feet.
VERNON
...will not sleep. Alright people,
we're gonna try something a little different today. We are going to write an essay--of no less than a thousand words--describing to me who you think you are.BENDER
Is this a test?Vernon passes out paper and pencils and takes no notice
of Bender.VERNON
And when I say essay...I mean essay. I do not mean a single word repeated a thousand times. Is that clear Mr. Bender?Bender looks up.
BENDER
Crystal...VERNON
Good. Maybe you'll learn a little
something about yourself. Maybe you'll even--decide whether or not you care to return.Brian raises his hand and then stands.
BRIAN
You know, I can answer that right now sir...That'd be "No", no for me. 'cause...VERNON
Sit down Johnson...BRIAN
Thank you sir...He sits.
VERNON
My office...Vernon points.
VERNON
...is right across that hall. Any
monkey business is ill-advised...He looks around at them.
VERNON
...any questions?BENDER
Yeah...I got a question.Vernon looks at him suspiciously.
BENDER
Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?VERNON
I'll give you the answer to that
question, Mr. Bender, next Saturday. Don't mess with the bull young man, you'll get the horns.Vernon leaves.
BENDER
That man...is a brownie hound...
- mrdobolina0
"Hey dweeb, you got my doobage?"
- honest0
what was Bender's reason for detention?
- Shift5250
what was Bender's reason for detention?
honest
(May 30 06, 09:19)false alarm(fire)
- garett_west0
the best was when he showed up in i think it was 'not another teen movie ' ?!? anyways, the white guy trying to be an asian says something and he goes 'SHUT YOUR PIE-HOLE WANG CHUNG'
fuckin hilarious.