Hayfever
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- Bullitt
arhhh fukin flowers, I'm diein here!
- rasko40
blame global warming http://news.independent.co.uk/en…
- Bullitt0
I need some f16's to fly over an napalm some fields.
- rasko40
yes I hear the vietnamese much preferred napalm to pollen you whining fag.
- ********0
lol rasko!
- de4k0
get hold of some local honey and shove it your brews and on your toast, it's working so far for me.
*touches wooded area
- Bullitt0
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yes I hear the vietnamese much preferred napalm to pollen you whining fag.
rasko4
(May 20 06, 05:26)heh, Peace brother...
Didnt mean to upset you, a wrong choice of words, my Apologies
- Jnr_Madison0
If you have hayfever and don't want puffy eyes, try getting a friend to do some seagulling into your eyes before you go out.
I find it helps.
- Jnr_Madison0
...careful with the 'spidy' tho, could lose an eye.
- Jnr_Madison0
I just made up a joke:
Why do people whole live next to pikeys not suffer from hayfever?
Because there is no grass left, everything has been tarmaced
Shit, I know.
- ********0
i don't get it
- Jnr_Madison0
Ah, how do I explain this one!
Pikeys
http://www.urbandictionary.com/d…
The tarmac of drives is in realtion to pikeys is harder to explain.
- Engage0
Mine is really bad for a fortnight each year while the trees are changing... I can't breathe at night... but those two weeks ended last weekend! hooray! I still get hayfever but can live with that
- Fax_Benson0
Off the fucking chart. Oh look, the sun's out and it's not freezing, I can't see or breathe and everything smells of burned piss and potpourri.
- dasohr0
I hear you My eyes itch like a flea bite on the ballsack. I've been congested since January. I sneeze 15 times in a row and all my pockets are stuffed with soggy wet paper towels. I am particularly allergic to pine trees. Ironically I live next to the Golden Gate Park, which has a lot of em. That layer of yellow death covering everything at the moment...
- ********0
If it makes you all feel any better I don't suffer from hayfever in the slightest.
Used to something chronic as a kid but apparently I grew out of it.