chavs?
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- Concrete0
What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted!
*drop the t
- ********0
all this chav talk makes me hungry
http://www.jewish-food.org/recip…
- ********0
- Beeachboy0
I think it was in this thread, but i noticed someone hadn't conjugated their verbs probably when talking about romans!
A little lesson...
C: What's this thing?
"ROMANES EUNT DOMUS"?
"People called Romanes they go the house"?
B: It, it says "Romans go home".
C: No it doesn't. What's Latin for "Roman"?
B: (hesitates)
C: Come on, come on!
B: (uncertain) "ROMANUS".
C: Goes like?
B: "-ANUS".
C: Vocative plural of "-ANUS" is?
B: "-ANI".
C: (takes paintbrush from Brian and paints over) "RO-MA-NI".
"EUNT"? What is "EUNT"?
B: "Go".
C: Conjugate the verb "to go"!
B: "IRE". "EO", "IS", "IT", "IMUS", "ITIS", "EUNT".
C: So "EUNT" is ...?
B: Third person plural present indicative, "they go".
C: But "Romans, go home!" is an order, so you must use the ...?
(lifts Brian by his hairs)
B: The ... imperative.
C: Which is?
B: Ahm, oh, oh, "I", "I"!
C: How many romans? (pulls harder)
B: Plural, plural! "ITE".
C: (strikes over "EUNT" and paints "ITE" to the wall)
(satisfied) "I-TE".
"DOMUS"? Nominative? "Go home", this is motion towards, isn't it, boy?
B: (very anxious) Dative?
C: (draws his sword and holds it to Brian's throat)
B: Ahh! No, ablative, ablative, sir. No, the, accusative, accusative,
ah, DOMUM, sir.
C: Except that "DOMUS" takes the ...?
B: ... the locative, sir!
C: Which is?
B: "DOMUM".
C: (satisfied) "DOMUM" (strikes out "DOMUS" and writes "DOMUM") "-MUM".
Understand?
B: Yes sir.
C: Now write it down a hundred times.
B: Yes sir, thank you sir, hail Caesar, sir.
C: (salutes) Hail Caesar.
If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.
B: (very reliefed) Oh thank you sir, thank you sir, hail Caesar and everything, sir!
- Jnr_Madison0
I got drunk for the first time on Diamond White.
Ah thoses were the days...
*realsies he was an early adopter of the chav lifestyle.
- ********0
I prefered kung foo fighting.
- Concrete0
Isn't it ironic that the homeless drink tenants.
- ********0
How's your grasp of irony? Or am I missing something?
- rafalski0
[..] the free market economy doesn't allow for upward mobility as much as its 'democratic' social models lead us to believe.
paraselene
(May 18 06, 06:47)--
I disagree. You can go anywhere upwards, you just need to know where you want to go. That's the hardest part for most, lots of people can't imagine themselves anywhere else.
The biggest harm done to the poor is feeding them with benefits. They would quickly find upwards drive blowing with smoke from their asses if they had to work.IMO, of course :)
- soda0
The biggest harm done to the poor is feeding them with benefits. They would quickly find upwards drive blowing with smoke from their asses if they had to work.
IMO, of course :)
rafalski
(May 18 06, 08:28)my god, you're a genius.
- Concrete0
How's your grasp of irony? Or am I missing something?
skt
(May 18 06, 08:23)Hows your grasp of the english language?
http://dictionary.reference.com/…
Maybe you're a chav?
- ********0
Haha.
"Or am I missing something?"
I should stop drinking.
- Concrete0
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Jnr_Madison
(May 18 06, 08:52)You daft racist!
- ********0
Holy shit. That better not be real.
- Jnr_Madison0
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Jnr_Madison
(May 18 06, 08:52)You daft racist!
Concrete
(May 18 06, 08:54)Did I miss something?
- Jnr_Madison0
Seriously, did I?
- jevad0
again, many of you are getting stuck on chav = poor. I know plenty of people with loadsamoney or are as chav as they come...it's a lifestyle...you can choose to be a chav cunt or not...money has nothing to do with it...it just so happens though that a lot of chavs are skint, dole rubbing bastards
- jevad0
aaaaannnnnddd...
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