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  • Beeachboy0

    I think it was in this thread, but i noticed someone hadn't conjugated their verbs probably when talking about romans!

    A little lesson...

    C: What's this thing?
    "ROMANES EUNT DOMUS"?
    "People called Romanes they go the house"?
    B: It, it says "Romans go home".
    C: No it doesn't. What's Latin for "Roman"?
    B: (hesitates)
    C: Come on, come on!
    B: (uncertain) "ROMANUS".
    C: Goes like?
    B: "-ANUS".
    C: Vocative plural of "-ANUS" is?
    B: "-ANI".
    C: (takes paintbrush from Brian and paints over) "RO-MA-NI".
    "EUNT"? What is "EUNT"?
    B: "Go".
    C: Conjugate the verb "to go"!
    B: "IRE". "EO", "IS", "IT", "IMUS", "ITIS", "EUNT".
    C: So "EUNT" is ...?
    B: Third person plural present indicative, "they go".
    C: But "Romans, go home!" is an order, so you must use the ...?
    (lifts Brian by his hairs)
    B: The ... imperative.
    C: Which is?
    B: Ahm, oh, oh, "I", "I"!
    C: How many romans? (pulls harder)
    B: Plural, plural! "ITE".
    C: (strikes over "EUNT" and paints "ITE" to the wall)
    (satisfied) "I-TE".
    "DOMUS"? Nominative? "Go home", this is motion towards, isn't it, boy?
    B: (very anxious) Dative?
    C: (draws his sword and holds it to Brian's throat)
    B: Ahh! No, ablative, ablative, sir. No, the, accusative, accusative,
    ah, DOMUM, sir.
    C: Except that "DOMUS" takes the ...?
    B: ... the locative, sir!
    C: Which is?
    B: "DOMUM".
    C: (satisfied) "DOMUM" (strikes out "DOMUS" and writes "DOMUM") "-MUM".
    Understand?
    B: Yes sir.
    C: Now write it down a hundred times.
    B: Yes sir, thank you sir, hail Caesar, sir.
    C: (salutes) Hail Caesar.
    If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.
    B: (very reliefed) Oh thank you sir, thank you sir, hail Caesar and everything, sir!

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