Ass Grab
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- ********0
- mpfree0
tk, it's only a matter of time before NO ONE wants to touch your ass.
Enjoy it!
- vwsung18t0
don't wipe, the joke will be on them next time it happens.
- illroot0
You need someone to perform the Extermination of the Cootie Ritual:
Circle, circle.
Dot, dot.
Now you have the cootie shot.
Jaline
(May 13 06, 14:42)
********************Damn, It makes me truly feel old that I have heard that many times in the earlier years of my lifetime.
- tkmeister0
i put on some baby powder this morning. i hope it will attract better looking girls.
- Visia0
That happened to me a couple of weeks ago at the bar. It was kinda unsettling.
Funny thing is that I found myself worried that I'd done something wrong.
- Tara0
unsettling? are you serious?
asses are for grabbing
- tkmeister0
unsettling? are you serious?
asses are for grabbing
TaraTara
(May 15 06, 12:05)does that mean, the next time i see you, i can grab your ass??
- Tara0
sure tk you have permission ;)
- radar0
you sure you didn't get stickered, the "Plunder my Booty" sticker is making a come back.
- ********0
Haha, random!
I was at a bar (okay, there were dance places so perhaps its a club), and I was checking this one girl out and we were smiling at each other and all of a sudden a random guy ran up to her, grabbered her ass, and ran away.
None of her friends saw it, and she just look befuddled.
So I of course quickly ran away from my conversation to put in my two cents, of what kind of creep would do that, people these days, wow, that is a guy who has just given up on talking to girls, blah, blah, blah, end up going home with her, sha, sha, sha.
... The next day I just hear this scream, and I don't even bother to get up. I know exactly what she is screaming at.
My buddy who grabbed her ass sleeping on the couch, because I gave him 5 bucks to do that so I would have an in on talking to her.
* Okay, honestly everything happened up to the part where I went home with her, I just thought it would be funny to add that part in.
I didn't know the creep bag that did that, but made the joke about, 'Wow, what a great idea that would be if I knew that guy and then starting talking to you.'
... Even my smile couldn't get her past that little bit of suspicion, haha.