Ass Grab
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Haha, random!
I was at a bar (okay, there were dance places so perhaps its a club), and I was checking this one girl out and we were smiling at each other and all of a sudden a random guy ran up to her, grabbered her ass, and ran away.
None of her friends saw it, and she just look befuddled.
So I of course quickly ran away from my conversation to put in my two cents, of what kind of creep would do that, people these days, wow, that is a guy who has just given up on talking to girls, blah, blah, blah, end up going home with her, sha, sha, sha.
... The next day I just hear this scream, and I don't even bother to get up. I know exactly what she is screaming at.
My buddy who grabbed her ass sleeping on the couch, because I gave him 5 bucks to do that so I would have an in on talking to her.
* Okay, honestly everything happened up to the part where I went home with her, I just thought it would be funny to add that part in.
I didn't know the creep bag that did that, but made the joke about, 'Wow, what a great idea that would be if I knew that guy and then starting talking to you.'
... Even my smile couldn't get her past that little bit of suspicion, haha.