big date
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- taragee0
spirit fingers!
- grunttt0
immediately order a shot of jagermiester. don't say a word until the shot arrives. the second before your take the shot, look the guido in the eye and say "I'm wearing a condom right now." Slam the shot.
- neue75_bold0
and don't forget your booster seat! You can't always rely on the restaurant to have one for larger children...
- grunttt0
compliment his goatee then go on and on about wishing you had never shaved yours.
- grunttt0
ask him to "pull your finger" - when he does, fake an orgasm.
- grunttt0
ask him if he's ever been to the suicidegirls.com website. when he says "no" you say "thank fucking christ. So where are you from?"
- mrdobolina0
tg, where will this date take place?
- grunttt0
tell him you would have been late but instead you through caution to the wind and said "fuck a damn babysitter"
- joyride0
why be nervous on a date, or anything for that matter. Get that out of your head! The world won't fall apart if he/she... insert your worst fear. Hell, you could fart on the date and if your cool and their cool and into each other then it will work. So keep your head up and don't be nervous one bit.
- grunttt0
ask him if he walks to school or carries his lunch.
- emokid0
bring him an oozinator and see what he can do with it.
- neue75_bold0
if you fart, blame it on the hostess...
- grunttt0
what joyride said is right. in fact go ahead and cut a big fart right off the get go - just to break the ice.
- emokid0
use sex as an ice breaker
- grunttt0
start the conversation with "fucking black people. am i right? huh? am i right?"
- rasko40
fumble around in your handbag 'accidentally' revealing a small but lethally sharp machete
- _salisae_0
be really hard on yourself 'god i just screwed up didn't i? oh hell why did i say that? you're never going to call me again. i suck so hard.'
then ask the waiter for a cup of bleach. that you're dying of thirst.
- emokid0
make a lame joke. if he doesn't laugh, threaten to cut off his balls. guys love that shit.
- mpfree0
i need advice so i dont c h o k e
taragee
(May 9 06, 12:14)one word:
L U B R I C A T E