big date
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- taragee0
probably...
ever wish you could photoshop yourself before you went out?
- ********0
don't start in on that small penis thing you always do on the first date especially
- neue75_bold0
every day tara, every day...
- Mal0
Wear a fake beard guys love that shit.
- taragee0
wtf this shit is REAL!
- ********0
agreed--fake beards are HOTT!
- Mimio0
Word Rand,
Gee if you tell him the last sexual experience you had could be likened to a hotdog being thrown down a hallway...you might be in trouble.
- rasko40
dont go on about how you think you are a midget and how you need liposuction and all that, that would get boring really fast. Probably be good to just talk about stuff like anal bleaching and lesbians who dress as men with strapons and go out picking up hookers. yes I am serious, this is grade A conversation.
- joyride0
if he hands you a flirtbuck card...
- neue75_bold0
Amish midgets with big boobs are what wet dreams are made of...
- Tara0
set up your phone to ring at a certain time so you can pretend its an emergency so you have an "out"
- ********0
just remember, snuggles dreams of your melons every night
- neue75_bold0
I twist them and sometimes hang off of them...
- pluto0
be gentle on me
- taragee0
lol taratara if his phone rings ill die DIE hahaha
snuggles dont want noneof this mess
- neue75_bold0
sometimes I crouch underneath them for shelter from the rain...
- ********0
just chillin and watchin the droplets fall...
- IRNlun60
don't freak out and stop calling him if he doesn't make a move on you. he might really want to...
*kicks self in the ass repeatedly...
- neue75_bold0
catching the 'run-off' on the tip of my tongue...
- Tara0
don't act nervous even if you feel nervous. smile smile smile