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- Jalines_father0
i've never been a bully but i used to beat this one kid up (brian j.) everyday when we got off the bus. i wouldn't necessarily start it, he always seemed to be like "today is the day i win" - i'd kick his ass and he'd be ready to roll again the next day. we'll 18 years later I saw Brian at little get together. he was in a wheelchair paralyzed from the neck down from a drunk driving accident.
grunttt
(May 4 06, 08:27)
+Wow, shitty ending to an otherwise good story. Hollywood your storyline up a little bit next time. Instead of a wheelchair - it should of been all about round 3.
- grunttt0
i once mailed bbq sauce to a guy in pittsburgh. it had 3 boogers in it.
I'M KIDDING JAZX! I wouldn't do that to ya brotha.
- Jalines_father0
jazX sounds like a pussy too.
- grayhood0
why did the girl say she did it????
- grunttt0
my 7th grade girlfriend, Robyn would give me notes every morning that she had written the night before. dumb young love stuff. well finally one morning i had a note for her. it was the first note i had ever given her and she was so excited. it was a break up note. broke her heart - she in turn broke my Swatch watch - i had it coming.
- mpfree0
I once started this thread called 'Cinco De mayo Boycott', just to piss everyone off, especially the Chicanos.
It seems to have worked
HA HA
- davey_g0
Put a hose in the mail slot of the main office of some condos I used to live in. Did this on a Friday after they had left for the weekend. I hated those pricks, so now they got at least 48 hours of gushing water and flooded their whole place. I was about 17 and thought it was awesome...looking back in was a dick move, but one of those things that makes for a good story though.
- Jalines_father0
gruntttt - enough already.
*sniff
You're going to... *sniff... make my kids cry.
you damn kids™
- kelpie0
haha gruntt
- v-gates0
worst thing thread = ludivico technique
- davey_g0
destroyed a bulldozer that probably cost 100 grand.
mrdobolina
(May 4 06, 08:22)I fucking love that story!!!!!!!!
- mrdobolina0
Once threw a corona bottle at a taco bell manager for kicking me out of the taco bell for having a beer in it. It smashed on the wall about a foot from his head.
Needless to say all of these things that I am talking about happened before I turned 20.
Frank's Wild Days.
- k0na_an0k0
a year or two ago i started doing a lot of talk about stabbing hobos... just for a joke.
then a lot of people on nt just got out of hand with it and for some reason i felt as though i had to do it.
so one night, about 6 months ago i stabbed a ho. it's a big deal. i'm working up to a hobo... so a ho is all i could manage at the start.
bitch bled like a stuck pig.
- swollenelbow0
fuck.
- k0na_an0k0
4 or 5 years ago i went to vegas and met this headliner at a strip club.
i was there for 4 days and said everythign she wanted to hear to get into her pants.
as the 4th day came and went i told her i had a girlfriend back home (which was a lie).
it's was the most dishonest thing i've ever done to another human. she cried so much.
5 years later i still think about it and feel bad. from what i said to her to what i did 4 days later, i went from a night in shining armour to the biggest asshole on the planet.
- _salisae_0
i wouldn't feel bad kona, that's pretty typical of your type.
and lol @ 'headliner'
- grayhood0
thats nothing i once swallowed a bottle of exlax and a claw hammer.
- mrdobolina0
kaboom, daveyg. It was quite liberating.
- chossy0
A guy wouldn't give my brother his toy back so I grabbed the guys toy and fucking stamped on it until it was dust in front of him then grabbed my bro's toy back and told him not to fuck with my brother.
I also was getting chased by a guy and I waited till he got quite close behind me (he was going to kick my ass) and I jumped up and stamp kicked backwards at his nuts....... I then chased him as he ran away to the bogs and when I cought up with him he was crying and he had his pants down and he was bleeding from his penis.These things are what I would like to refer to as some of the things I have done, however the worst is still yet to come no doubt.
- k0na_an0k0
i wouldn't feel bad kona, that's pretty typical of your type.
and lol @ 'headliner'
_salisae_
(May 4 06, 08:40)i hope by 'my type' you mean men... as in all men... not just horny bastards like me.