Axe Body Spray
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- mrdobolina
Dude in the elevator, c'mon.
- rasko40
isn';t all that Axe / Lynx stuff for kids going through puberty who use it as some kind of cheap replacement for apres shave?
shit fucking stinks cheap and nasty, actually smells like you are masking something beasty
- rasko40
tell me I didn't misinterpret this thread and that you are about to get with the dude in the elavator?
- blaw0
works for me, everytime.
wait. that's bacon i rub over me to get the ladies.
and while it doesn't actually work, i DO get the pleasure of smelling bacon all day.
- mrdobolina0
a lawyer like in his late 20's wearing this in the elevator at work. So nasty smelling.
- mpfree0
//I shower in it
- blaw0
shower!
i knew i was missing a step.
- sevenonethree0
it works! not......only noobs use em
- fr0st0
used to have a room mate that coats everything with that shit...
although i am guilty of it after smokin and gotta come back in the office real quick.. so i dont stink
- stupidhuman0
if we were all bugs than those ads would not be false advertising.
- grunttt0
i sprayed axe body spray some on my cat and the neighbor's dog came over and fucked her.
- stupidhuman0
that dog's gonna have nut cancer in 20 years. poor pooch.
- grunttt0
i know you ain't talkin' shit bout my cat's poo-nanny!
- k0na_an0k0
This is 2006 guys and we're all in our 30s now. Stop using your Dad's "Irish Spring" Jewel brand knock-off soap and get with the program... the "Metrosexual" program.
- grunttt0
kona is so with it he wears maxi-pads.
- k0na_an0k0
Only on my knees for protection when I play flag football grunttt.
- version30
is that you on the left and him on the right?
- grunttt0
Only on my knees for protection when I play flag football grunttt.
k0na_an0k
(Apr 27 06, 10:34)yeah...ah.... me too... i have to go to the restroom. i'll be right back.
- fooler0
..smells like Big Foot's dick!
- mg330
There's never been a shorter, more appropriate synonym for "loser."
