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- dopepope0
how soon til you win?
- ********0
My days are numbered.
- neue75_bold0
I've already started counting...
- grayhood0
Now way :/ cause this sexy girl ninja just sort of whisked in here like a wirlwind and she................. .ssssheeeeeeeeeeeeet tttttttt I'm going to explooooooode,...... .....
*explodes
chossy
(Apr 26 06, 14:14)in nine short monthy that baby will karate chop his way out of his mother's stomach and you will be a dad, a dripping from the ceiling dad, but a proud dad none the less.
- madirish0
i would like to request that son is the musical talent for the party....
alright, and WHAM!
- chossy0
If I win the lottery my parents would have some quality homes and people to do shit for them, and I would help a few of my freinds out with some kick ass computers and try to get them some help with their talents then I would give a shit load to various charities, then I would fuck off and leave everyone alone and spend all my money on whores and drugs and die alone within about two years, having drugged and fucked myself to death :D
- chossy0
he he grayhood
- barbtastic0
I'm bringing Barbtastic as my date...
neue75_bold
(Apr 26 06, 13:56)
----------------------you have to buy me dinner first
- ********0
everyone says that if they win the lottery they will stuff like this. But no one ever does.
- madirish0
how do you know Rand?
- ********0
you're right--that's pretty presumptious of me to say
- ********0
he won
- grayhood0
rand is such a jerk.
- ********0
he's such a clit
- neue75_bold0
It was our first date and I already knew from our e-mail correspondence that, like most women, she loves roses. She even told me the two colors of roses that she liked.
Wanting to throw in that extra "little kiss," I picked up fourteen roses (seven of each color) at a florist.
When making reservations at a nice dinner club that I checked out previously, I asked that two of the roses be placed in a vase and be put on the table just after we were seated.
You should have seen the look of pleasant surprise on her face when the roses arrived. She knew immediately that I had done something special for her.
To top off the evening, as we went back to my car, I pulled out the other dozen roses and gave them to her. She was enthralled.
By the way, I did get a kiss for all my efforts. Actually, it was a series of tender little kisses and, yes, there was a second date, and a third date, and a, well, you get the picture...
- jevad0
LOL @ mattyd
No seriously though - if I win the lottery, and its several million dolalrs or more, and AFTER I get a bugatti, this fucking party is ON
- ********0
No seriously though - if I win the lottery, and its several million dolalrs or more, and AFTER I get a bugatti, this fucking party is ON
jevad
(Apr 26 06, 14:38)surely you could get many japanese business men to come all over you without having to win the lottery first?
- neue75_bold0
this better happen nic, this very well may be the closest I get to landing a date this decade...
- barbtastic0
i said dinner, jackass... i can't eat my feelings with flowers!
- ********0
there's still hope in the barb dept