explain peanuts to an idiot
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- valentim
how do you explain a project manager that a picture 72 dpi is low quality to print, and that the feature in photoshoop that increases DPI resolution is no fucking good. How do you explain all that calmely to someone that I spend some much time hating? hein?
- chossy0
tell them you can't put information there that doesn't exist.
- valentim0
it´s very frustrating, "they" think photoshop is the God of all software packages and that its magic! idiots
- chossy0
smack them in the mouth with your peanut he he.
- designerror0
Tell them Mariah Carey is 600 dpi
And this chick is 72 dpi scaled up to 600 dpi
http://video.google.com/videopla…
- valentim0
LOL
- kelpie0
might be fun to sit them down and give a genuine lesson in this stuff - go on for about an hour till they finaly get not only this issue but that you know your stuff and that your stuff takes a lot of knowing :)
- mirrorball0
SHIT IN = SHIT OUT
- chossy0
Then after the lesson throw a cup at them.
- chossy0
mirrorball you are wrong.
I ate a shit once and curled a diamond out WTF?
- kelpie0
sorry Choss, forgot the cup. schoolboy error.
- Mouzer0
I agree with Choss just get really violent and throw a wet tae bag at him!
Or if you value your job, calmly explain it will look like poo.
- valentim0
the problem is that i´ll probably keep changing the resolution of the image from 72 to 300, look like an idiot cause i said it cant be done, loose my job cause the quality of the image is crap, and they will laugh think that I am stupid but what it matters is that this bitch knows jack shit about my job but earns 3 times my money!
- Mattiadesign0
Explain them that it's gonna look like shit, then do it their way, and then, tell 'em I TOLD YOU SO!
Maybe next time they'll listen to you.