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- 305artist
a dump but if I do I cant finish my piece by the deadline! Poop in pants or get fired...choose one.
- -scarabin-0
poop in your office
- flavorful0
Fired.
Or don't finish -AND- poop your pants and then find something to sue them about.
- spendogg0
That is why there is the ManDiaperâ„¢
- uberdesigner0
poop on desk
wipe ass with mouse pad
- mg330
go in your hand and fling it at the warden.
- k0na_an0k0
Do you have a waste paper basket?
Key word in that sentance.... waste.
Sit on that while you work and make stinky.
- jamble0
poop on desk
wipe ass with mouse pad
uberdesigner
(Apr 25 06, 09:05)or cover it with a co-workers mousepad ...
- Crouwel0
yup, poop the basket.
if people complain you just say you are just meeting a deadline.
- uberdesigner0
poop on desk
wipe ass with mouse pad
uberdesigner
(Apr 25 06, 09:05)or cover it with a co-workers mousepad ...
jamble
(Apr 25 06, 09:10)then pound the mousepad flat with your fist
- jamble0
poop on desk
wipe ass with mouse pad
uberdesigner
(Apr 25 06, 09:05)or cover it with a co-workers mousepad ...
jamble
(Apr 25 06, 09:10)then pound the mousepad flat with your fist
uberdesigner
(Apr 25 06, 09:12)or plug the mouse cable into it (if they have one) and claim it's a new ergonomic mouse
- mpfree0
Poop on the deadline!
- mg330
That under the mouse pad thing would be too funny.
I can just picture the way it would pull up from thedesk surface. Like unfolding a burrito.
- horton0
you obviously do not watch Survivor...
poor Bruce.
- nevbaver0
Poop on a CD, put in the corner, Then finish project. Then push poop thru the center hole of CD, and put in Tootsie Roll wrapper and give to boss...
then get fired.
- uberdesigner0
poop on desk
wipe ass with mouse pad
uberdesigner
(Apr 25 06, 09:05)or cover it with a co-workers mousepad ...
jamble
(Apr 25 06, 09:10)then pound the mousepad flat with your fist
uberdesigner
(Apr 25 06, 09:12)or plug the mouse cable into it (if they have one) and claim it's a new ergonomic mouse
jamble
(Apr 25 06, 09:15)place the poop in a jello mould and put it in the office fridge
- mpfree0
take crap on hand, throw at boss like a monkey
also get fired
- pluto0
I shit all over this thread
- Crouwel0
just poop in your hand and smear it out on the bottom side of your desk.
noone will notice. for a while.
- uberdesigner0
roll poop up as several cigars and give to boss in expensive humidor
- 305artist0
Ok, so I got alot done in the last 20 minutes. Not only did I finish the project but I was able to make filth in a blender which then I grinded until it was liquified. Then I was able to selll it to the client as organic coffee, they loved the texture and richness of it and commended me on a job well done as the sipped up yesterdays Wendys value meal. Life is grand.