does my head in when clients…
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- honest
...supply copy with double-spaces. I mean why? WHY?!?! When was the last time you saw an annual report with double spaces after full stops?!?
where the hell is my squishy ball?!?!
ARGH!
- phatlee0
I never understand why clients always attach word documents...just type it in your email damn it!!!!
- ********0
word!
- mr_snuggles0
"Find" > "Replace"
but yes, clients are retards...
- honest0
Would F- off be a good response to a request to remake a flash presentation in powerpoint?
Still can't find my squishy ball.
here squishy-squishy-squishy, c'ere boy!
- ********0
copy in a non editable pdf is a winner.
- mr_snuggles0
my personal fav is requesting a logo as an Illustrator .ai or .eps and you get a placed low-res bitmap...
- honest0
my personal fav is requesting a logo as an Illustrator .ai or .eps and you get a placed low-res bitmap...
mr_snuggles
(Apr 21 06, 03:25)dude, one time I got a football jersey in the post with a note saying to: SCAN THIS, IT'S ALL WE GOT. PS, can you return the shirt when you've finished?
- Chimp0
my personal fav is requesting a logo as an Illustrator .ai or .eps and you get a placed low-res bitmap...
mr_snuggles
(Apr 21 06, 03:25)Even better, when you buy in a photo and it comes in too small to use and the photo agency say "we can re-size that in photoshop for you"
- Dita_kz0
you get some crackers from clients!
I remember a client asking if the document would be printed in A4 because the pdf she was sent was A4 landscape!!!!
I sent pdf as spreads!!!
GAWD!!!
- Baskerville0
No-one I know uses a typewriter for work anymore. So why would people still type a double space? It really pisses me off too. When are these people taught that it is correct to type 2 spaces? Maybe they all learned to type in Courier.
I just means extra work using find/replace (admittedly very easy). But it just annoys me that people don't realise that adding 2 spaces is only relevant it the typeface is monospaced.
- blaw0
at least you got a shirt out of the deal, 'eh?
the only thing i get is headaches.
- honest0
at least you got a shirt out of the deal, 'eh?
the only thing i get is headaches.
blaw
(Apr 21 06, 03:41)dude, I had to send it back. It was for Olympiacos FC and it hadn't even been washed.
- pyeaton0
Yeah. Clients are outta control sometimes. I did some work for target a few years back, and when I called the agency we were working with for an .ai/.eps logo, she told me to go to www.taqrget.com and that the logo would be there.
Did you even listen to me? WTF?
Got a copy deck the other day too. This one os great. I do not need to hear anything about double spaces after this one:
The copy deck was typed up on a freakin typewriter, because the 55yo sales manager does not know how to use word. WTF? Can you even pump gas anymore without knowing how to operate a computer at SOME level?
- phatlee0
The other week a client was asking for a brighter colour, and he suggested black.
Huh...
- monoboy0
A client called me once in a bit of a panic. A printer had phoned her asking for a 300 DPI version of her complany logo.
She said 'what's dippy eye mean'?
Nice.
- monoboy0
Or in a presentation, client says...
'I like what you've done with the layout but I'm not sure about using Latin text, can we use our own copy instead'?
No, really.
- Fariska0
Would F- off be a good response to a request to remake a flash presentation in powerpoint?
honest
(Apr 21 06, 03:22)Would be a kind answer.
- ********0
"i want the website programmed so that visitors can use their own monitor as touch-screen at home"
*sigh
- ********0
- harlequino0
This job would be great if it weren't for the fucking customers.
