Last day pranks.
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- unclesize
fockin finally! tomorrow is my last day at this job, and I always said I wanted to go out with some broken hearts and hurt feelings.
I think I might pour a cocktail and light a cigarette at my desk, but lets hear some good ideas of office pranks you might like to pull on your last day.
- ldww0
why would you want to prank somene that you might need to get an employment reference from. i have never understood that.
- acescence0
superglue everything
- unclesize0
just for fun chief, I'm still great friends with my boss and co-workers, and will always have glowing references from them.
- k0na_an0k0
Leave your business card everywhere in and around the office.
Years ago the guy who left before me did that... for the two years I was there I hardly went a week without finding his card under, around, behind, on top of or in something.
I went to put more ram in the computer and he had 4 business cards in there. AHHH!
He put them everywhere. In the john, the fridge, everywhere.
I thought it was funny as hell.
- unclesize0
^ haha k0na_an0k that is a good one!
- lebowski0
I would like someone to say
"eat a bag of dicks"
I would come in the next day with a bag of specialty cookies with nixon's face printed on them
then I would say "the jerkstore called and they want you back"
- bukka0
http://gwally.com/pranks/archiveā¦
I like the idea of tin foiling someones desk.
- lebowski0
bucket of pigs blood and a rope
- metallegwill0
Try the "chicken milk bomb".
Supplies:
1 Jug of milk, 3/4 full, preferablly somewhat tepid.
Variety of raw chicken parts. Doesn't really matter. Parts is Parts.
1 Roll of Duct tape
15min or so "private time" in the target dwelling.
1 Flathead (generally) screwdriver.
24 hours or so where NO-ONE is to be in the target dwelling.Method:
1. Stuff chicken into milk jug.2. Wrap Duct tape from jug lid around the bottom, and over again. 4-5 times should be sufficient.
3. Locate an easilly accessed heating vent, one may need to substitute a 2Liter instead of a milk jug depending on the size of the vent.
4. Remove vent, stuff jug into duct work, replace vent.
5. Jack the heat on the thermostat to about 90f and leave.
Withing 24hours the target dwelling will have rotten chicken and milk exploded deep into it's ventilation system creating a lasting and nearly impossible to remove (lost of "nooks and crannies" for this stuff to get into in duct work, plus it runs like a 4y/olds nose) STENCH that will make no-one want to ever live there again. At least until a few months later when the stuff has completele rotted off.
- harlequino0
Damn, that's sever, that chicken bomb. Reminds me of an old classic "stick it to the man" prank directly from Abbie Hoffman.
1. Get a fish.
2. Get a safety deposit box.
3. Insert fish into box.
4. Never remove fish.You now have a stinky bank.
- mpfree0
Poo in the back of the toilet
- chaztoo0
My Uncle got kicked out of a little private college and as a parting gift, left a brown paper bag of his own crap inside the piano in the common room of the girls' dorm.
They never found him out. I think they threw piano out.
- lebowski0
combine the two and you get chicken shit