Anti-client Militia
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- Jaline0
of course it's going to be black. there isn't a better colour.
- Jaline0
whoops, double post alert. won't happen on the job, haha.
- honest0
we need people to head up the seduction squad to flirt the hell out of stupid marketing managers. We'll need a handful of reliable drop-dead gorgeous guys and girls – who's up for that one?
To back that up, we'll need a department of heavy bruisers who are willing to torture CEO's into retracting their idea of using a font their wife saw on a take-away flier.
- wristtattoo0
i've heard the phrase 'i know lads who can do it cheaper' enough to shout fire out my mouth.
are mutant melee attacks allowed?
- honest0
i've heard the phrase 'i know lads who can do it cheaper' enough to shout fire out my mouth.
are mutant melee attacks allowed?
wristtattooWe'd have a panic button not too dissimilar to the emergency doctors call button to haul ass. You'd immediately get a wall-breaking window-smashing hit squad take away your offending client to a secluded location where a private dressing-down session would happen. They be returned prior to the 24hr time limit for missing persons to be reported.
I wouldn't rule out brainwashing, and for that we'll need some hypnotists.
- mg330
I can supply the soundtrack to all this madness.
- TwoTimesDaily0
This is long overdue.
- honest0
any tunes come to mind right now? I'm almost at breaking point with some marketing manager who wants to know why it's not possible to print a 14 page brochure.
- UndoUndo0
the trigger phrase
"but this will be good for yr portofio"
should bring on the napalm
- mg330
- wristtattoo0
'a modest budget' or 'moon on a fucking stick for nowt' is a common phrase followed by 'but a good portfolio filler' - arghh!!! mind bullets
- dijitaq0
i'll be logistics. i think i'm better at cooking than hurting people
- honest0
i'll be logistics. i think i'm better at cooking than hurting people
dijitaq
(Apr 12 06, 07:22)aye, a private sector terror cell can't operate on an empty stomach
- determinedmoth0
I could run the IT department.
We'll use PC's to save money for guns, and we'll all be using Linux and there'll be simply NO power point presentations.
- mr_snuggles0
I have excellent tracking skills and can cry on command...
- honest0
the mention of powerpoint raises thunder in my stomach