Anti-client Militia
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- honest
Would anyone be interested in forming an anonymous organisation with the sole intent of forcing/scaring clients into agreeing with their designers? It is my belief that with all sorts of editing software available on the high street, designers are losing their respect as all clients who've done an online photoshop tutorial know better.
We'd need a few key personel to make it work so if anyone has any skills in the following: helicoptor piloting, covert mission planning (think ex-SWAT/SO19), munitions, breaking/entering with entry systems bypass experience, a general hatred for all clients who think they know better (would you tell a mechanic how to fix your car?), please sign up here.
- Baskerville0
I'm in.
I've got good bow-hunting skills
- kungfukid0
I'm in.
I've got good bow-hunting skills
Baskerville
(Apr 12 06, 05:06)that's great, I arrows don't make any sound
- agentfour0
i have good nunchuck skills
- Baskerville0
and someone here must have great computer hacking skils
girls only like guys with skills
- Caligula0
Why don't you dicks go work at Boston Market if you're having such a hard time working things out?
- honest0
www.theredhandgang.net... [wmv]
Bluejam
(Apr 12 06, 05:20)whatever happened to James Bond III? did his career take off at all?
- Bluejam0
whatever happened to James Bond III? did his career take off at all?
honest
(Apr 12 06, 06:04)
- paraselene0
i'm quite handy with a poison dart.
- honest0
we need a demolitions person, somebody skilled enough who can take out an office floor but still leave the building structurally intact.
- chossy0
I am your man, I made the sixth floor of dunblane high vapourise in 1984 shortly after release I wiped out blocks six through seven of Kelso new high school.
- radar0
I used to make those chemical bombs using toilet bowl cleaner and aluminum foil - damn those were fun.
- Jaline0
can I wear a tight trenchcoat?
- chossy0
yes yes you can, can I make a sugestion about the females costumes please?
- Jaline0
...only because they look all detectiveee, of course.
I should be a part of something covert...
- Baskerville0
you sure can!
- kungfukid0
can I wear a tight trenchcoat?
Jaline
(Apr 12 06, 06:22)you can wear anything you want so long as it's black
- chossy0
I would like to suggest, the ladies wear rubber or leather (shiny and tight) bras and sort of thong things to most situations as this is better for a freedom of movement and if it gets a bit nippy out then you may wear the trench coats provided they are unbuttoned and sort of swish around, so that people look and think hey did I just see a boob there or not.
- Jaline0
of course it's going to be black. there isn't a better colour.
- ********0
i could stand somewhere and look threatening...