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- jox0
you're just saying that out of guilt!
- zedvox0
*shows jox supersecret™ zedvox diary* see right here entry number 420, July 5th 2004 : Had icecream at the park and then went to joxie's place and had the best eye sex EVER. i think i'll write to mom about jox...*draws dolphins*
BELIEVE ME NOW?!
sigh. those were the days.
now i'm soo not the ghey.
- jox0
eh, that doesn't make any sense - look what i wrote:
July 5th, 2004:
Zedvox came over, acted a little weird today. Kept asking where jaline was, and when I pretended to go to the bathroom I snuck a peek and saw zedvox going through my sock drawer, and smelling all the dirty laundry.
- zedvox0
thats because i used to do your laundry and cool for you!!!!
my myhow quickly we forget!and not only that but to accuse me of something perverted!
and i only asked where jaline was because she had gone on this date with this guy with a weird tan Janne or something....anyways.
- jox0
Hahaha do you still have that pic of him? I've lost it.
- zedvox0
no i dont have it but that picture is priceless.
and also that mp3 of him drunk and spilling his bottle of whiskey..lol
- jox0
Wow, bet you have him on speed dial too, stalker!
- zedvox0
uhm.
no.Janne wears gym shorts to the supermarket*
- ********0
- ********0
civic
- jox0
I heard he uses the 7 items or less line even though he buys like 10 items... but he's too tall so nobody wants to mess with him so they let him use it anyway.
- zedvox0
it's actually worse jox...*whispers* he buys bacon by the bulk and not all of it gets eaten.
- jox0
Is the rest involved in some perverted dutch bacon fetishism?
- ********0
i love bacon
- zedvox0
janne uses case sof raw bacon to slap snuggles butt during their super kinky "ass-m-s" sessions.
- jox0
so when janne ditched us the other night at the bar because he "had to go home and make bacon".. he was actually DOING bacon?
- zedvox0
yup. it is quite shocking really to see the tall lanky frame of janne with clothespin on his nipples and slapping bacon on bent over snuggles while they listen to 98degrees.
- ********0
zed, i told you this in confidence, damnit.
- ********0
snuggles is partly dressed as a clown. from the belly up..
- jox0
So that awful tan wasn't actually from sun exposure, it was bacon grease that had burnt to his skin?
I do NOT want to know what was in the bottle he knocked over in his drunken recording.
*takes two steps back