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- jox0
I "borrowed" dad's credit card ^_^
- zedvox0
wait till you see the whole series from that shoot.....mmhhmmhhmmmhm.
- jox0
How did you get such an even tan anyway? Spray-on or do you roll over like every other minute?
- zedvox0
well dude it helps to be a brownie to begin with and my real reason for such an even tan...........allover tandoori marinade before i sit out in the sun.
- jox0
haha, excellent - i bet it smells like a BBQ!
- zedvox0
mmmm bbq
- jox0
oh my god food. i'm on this new diet, supposedly it's the new atkins. Basically it involves me not eating for a certain amount of time. But all I can think of is food and women.. and since my jaline thread didn't work out, all I can think of are bbq's, pizza slices and shake n bake muffins.
- zedvox0
mmmm sushi.
there are like 2 places which serve sushi in delhi and they charge a fucking limb.
i miss sushi... :(
- jox0
maybe you should invent shake n bake sushi!
- zedvox0
sushi in a can.
that would be brilliant.
- jox0
maybe everything doesn't mix, salmon skin rolls and salt water eel sealed in the same jar for weeks might taste like a wet hairy buttock when its opened!
- zedvox0
a wet hairy buttock when its opened!
jox
(Apr 2 06, 08:08)isnt that a jevard special?!
but i give the japanese a few more yrs before they figure out a way for sushi in a can.
- jox0
ah, right i forgot! last time i checked, his wet hairy butt-flavor was patent pending.
- zedvox0
i hear a bar in denver has jevardwethairybutt flavored buffalo wings.....but then agian its denver...they'll eat anything.
- jox0
i think it's a combination of the air and the fact that he's half hong kong and half british. He once ate a whole chicken marinated in JWHB. How do I know this? I read it on the Internet.
- zedvox0
Did you know they have
Mild, Medium and Chunky JWHB.oh by the wya a dash of JWHB on your eggs = heaven.
- jox0
that's what i planned on making jaline for our first date!
- zedvox0
awwe so sweet! making JWHB eggs is the best romantic breakfast.
by the way i'm sorry i betrayed you aand had eye sex with jaline.
- jox0
It's okay, i had to let go anyway. i knew she would have eye sex with some other guy sooner or later, it was better that she did it with somebody I know!
- zedvox0
if it makes you feel any better the eye sex with you is so* much better.