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- mxhxr100
finally showered today. i hope you're all happy. i went from a happy, crusty wood-elf to some schmo in a striped shirt.
- acescence0
i've done some experimentation with ones diet and resultant odors and it is quite shocking how much of a difference what you eat can make. i fasted for 25 days and emerged smelling like roses.
- soda0
(it's not moth it's para, shhhh, my machine has kicked the bucket and moth is not in the office so i'm using his but i can't find my paraselene password so i'm running around masquerading as moth and yes, it's a rubbish excuse but it only applies to showers i am more than happy to take baths.)
determinedmoth
(Mar 30 06, 08:06)para running around masquerading as moth???
It's like 'Being John Malkovich..'
- soda0
clothes?
clothes are a hassel.
_salisae_
(Mar 30 06, 07:33)you would be my kind of gal Salisae... If you would only wash a bit more... :)
- Rand0
there's a lot to be said for the role of fermentation in cooking
- _salisae_0
if you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must shower first.
- Sven_sk0
not showering = britney spears and /or kevin spenderline
both need to shower.
badly
- Rand0
I just took one, and I feel great, thanks
- Mattiadesign0
The more I can stand is 2 days. Than I smell like a dead rat!
*eye twitching
- Jaline0
(it's not moth it's para, shhhh, my machine has kicked the bucket and moth is not in the office so i'm using his but i can't find my paraselene password so i'm running around masquerading as moth and yes, it's a rubbish excuse but it only applies to showers i am more than happy to take baths.)
determinedmoth
(Mar 30 06, 08:06)uh huh
- mrdobolina0
good answer
- _salisae_0
because i am full of hatred and contempt for mankind?
- harlequino0
I used to have a roomate who would go several days without a shower. He would get a bit ripe.
I fought back by saying "Jesus, it's smells like feet and pizza. That would make a Feetza!"
For some reason that idea made him really sick to the point of dry heaving. He then would shower.
This went on for two years.
- todelete__20
When your co-workers stop by your cube do you ever hear them say "Somfin smells like foot and ass in here!?!"
?
- mxhxr100
I'm going to the gym and then stopping by the indian buffet. See ya'll in a bit.
- harlequino0
but I clean all the impt parts, @ss, armpits, crotch, and teeth, and use the same brush to save time.
mxhxr10
(Mar 30 06, 08:02)-G. Carlin
Give credit where credit's due, ya smelly bastard.
;)
- determinedmoth0
(it's not moth it's para, shhhh, my machine has kicked the bucket and moth is not in the office so i'm using his but i can't find my paraselene password so i'm running around masquerading as moth and yes, it's a rubbish excuse but it only applies to showers i am more than happy to take baths.)
- kelpie0
so why really can you not stop lying then?
- Jaline0
haha, worst excuse ever moth.
- mrdobolina0
wash yo feet, stankin' ass.