Escape the Zoo
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- Kidswift
Hey Gang, I am nearing a breakdown point and about to take a sniper rifle to random people in Oxford Circus. Want to get away somewhere to learn to surf either Morrocco or Spain in about June anyone out there able to profer some ideas of cheap, hot places that are good to learn?? Anything apprectiated.
- lvl_130
not sure. but i feel ya.
same shoes different continent. wanna switch places for a week?
- pascii0
guys, i'm in. i need a break. too much tension here
- Kidswift0
Yup for sure want to do a life swap? Where you living!
- lvl_130
newport beach/costa mesa california
home of the strip mall and the 5series bmw. urban sprawl at its finest : )
- paraselene0
canary islands?
playa zicatela?
maui?i don't think there's any particularaly good surf in spain itself.
no idea about morocco.
- Kidswift0
Yeah but it bet its a dam site hotter than East London, home of the rymin slang, little rude boys running about happy slapping the general public, council projects, cheap curries, dubious seafood stalls selling jelled eels and cockles, design hipsters in there pink t-shirts and not a beach in miles....even a day at the urban sprawl would be a holiday at the moment!
- skt0
*does the e5 gang sign.
- skt0
There are a lot of pink t-shirts these days.
- Kidswift0
I swear I have had the track if I make it till tomorrow i'll be surprised stuck in my head for the last week.....
Even Sly and family can't save me now.
- Kidswift0
What the hell is up with those fuckin pink t-shirts? come on i am all for people expressing themselves but not just because one influtential hipster once woke up feelin particularly gay one morning and thought oh what the hell......and so it began (sound of sheep in the background lining up)
- wristtattoo0
croud surf.
- kelpie0
have you guys moved on from Ramones t-shirts for people who hate punk then?
man you guys are so ahead of the game...
- Kidswift0
If you guys can't help me out with a holdiay surfing destination soon. Then it will be on your heads when I start randomly shaving peoples fur coats down Oxford street while indulging in my favourite past time of bus surfing. This city is fast driving me insane and no amount of temporary banter about pink t-shirts vrs Ramones ones will be enough to save me....
- kelpie0
sorry, your fucked then - try not to get any kids on your rampage, i'm sure everyone else will have deserved it.
- paraselene0
i just gave you three and i also don't much care about the fate of the zombies on oxford circus either. perhaps you should snipe a few of them so that there's room for humans to walk on the pavement.
- skt0
Could be worse, you could be in Glasgow where it rains every day and all the girls are birght orange and wearing block heels.
- kelpie0
shut up jazX
- skt0
lolz
- skt0
suckaz
- kelpie0
haha