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- ********0
my weekend plans now i guess are going to be spending quite a bit of time at barnes and noble researching 'funny' and coming up with some new material.
kOnehead
(Mar 10 06, 09:34)Oh! thank god
_salisae_
(Mar 10 06, 11:35)I never test well in the skank demographic.
WHAT i'm KIDDING!!!
- _salisae_0
couple of things real quick .. do you see two women kissing in that trafficy ad? secondly, i missed the whole garrettwest thing. i feel ashamed enough without extra jeering thank you .. but can i get just a couple details?
- ********0
are you talking to me salisae?
i just got back from an extended lunch at baja fresh and havne't gotten a chance to click around to see what's going on. garett is in what thread other than the walmart one?
- madirish0
ha! that would rule tk!
it is about a 10 hour flight to lima (5.5 from miami). i would love to to that for sure. awesome steeps in the south and when it dumps, it DUMPS.
- _salisae_0
fuck it i'm going to the beach after my client meeting tomorrow. i can't take it anymore ..
- gruntt0
pool story - there is a neighborhood pool right near my dad's house. one night, 2-3 years ago, at a nearby house there was a party. It was at night and pitch black dark. A drunk guy, alone, climbed the very tall fence to go swimming. He got up on the diving board and DIVED into the pool. Because it was so dark he did not notice that there was no water. He cracked his head open. The other folks at the party could hear him screaming but they couldn't get over the very tall fence. He died by the time the ambulance got there.
true story.
Ok Back the fun weekend stories!!! =)
- _salisae_0
:(
- mrdobolina0
damn gruntt, glad I always checked to see if the pool was full first.
- ********0
when i was a lifeguard at the local pool (i think i was a senior in high school) some little kid jumped off the diving board and i think went down farther than she thought she would, got totally freaked out and started to drown in the water. i dove in from my chair about 8 feet above the pool (it was pretty fucking rad) and pulled her out like david hass-the-hoff.
a few years later i get pulled over the next town over really drunk. the cop is about to give me a d.u.i. when he reads my last name. the little girl i saved was his daughter.
he pulled my car off to the side of the road for me and put on the hazzards, and gave me a ride to my buddies house so i could sleep it off and pick up my car the next morning.
i saved his daughter so he saved me. whew.
- DrHuxtable0
damn ... thats pretty lucky
- gruntt0
kick ass story kona!
as for my story, while yes it was true it's really not all that tragic. from what i understand the guy was a real asshole redneck type. it's more of a thinning of the herd type thing.
- tkmeister0
kOna's story just made me cry a bit.
- ********0
ah, don't get too sappy about the story tk, years later i took her virginity when she turned *COUGH16COUGH*
just kidding. never saw her again and once in a great while when i'm back in that town i'll see the cop and we both nod to each other... i'm sure we're still both saying thanks. pretty cool.
- gruntt0
kOna's story just made me cry a bit.
tkmeister
(Mar 10 06, 12:29)because you thought the cop was going to be the girl but all grown up and hot and kona was going to get some from a hot cop AND get out of DUI? me too.
- tkmeister0
hahaha, gruntt!
NOO!
you know, now days, wherever i turn i hear horrible stories of kids dying from heroin or kids kidnapped, abused, jumping off from GW bridge..
it's good to hear the story of a good deed.
- ********0
kOna's pool story: Gold.
gruntt's pool story: Hilarious.
My pool story: Scares the beejeezus out of people whenever I move my elbow and it cracks louder than a m80.
- BonRickles0
diving into an empty pool =
top buster banana way to go out
- ********0
"Look before you Leep"
- gruntt0
i wonder if his last words were "hey y'all watch this!"
- BonRickles0
*look ma- no water!