Booze on a Cruise
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- raybolger2
I'm going on a cruise in a couple weeks and was hoping some one knew any ways to sneak some alcohol on? My GF came back from one and said the prices were all fucking over the top. I was going to cut off my leg and use a prosthetic but some wanka says thats excessive.
- radar0
you could put balloons of whiskey up your tailpipe, or just get severrly wasted right before you leave so you'll be sick for a few days and won't want to drink.
- raybolger20
I like the Maria Full of Whiskey idea....hmmmmmm
- flavorful0
I just went on a cruise this past October with two of my friends. What we did was got water bottles, and filled them up with vodka, then just ripped off labels to other drinks and filled them with rum and other assorted liquors.
No one checked a thing.
I walked through the security thing in the beginning with a bottle of Grey Goose in a big Dasani bottle swigging the whole time.
Be prepared to still spend cash though. Despite all the booze we brought, we each dropped 700 on drinks on the cruise boat, plus 3 nites out on whichever town we stopped in.
Cruises are so fun.
- otapnam0
lol FUCK... 700! ouch : (
but whatever it takes to have a good time!
- raybolger20
I like the dasani bottle idea...thnx! but I'm not sure if I follow the ripped off labels part. did you rip off like snapple labels and pour the booze in? or did you swap labels with the booze bottles?
thnx for the tips for my baroke-ass!
- flavorful0
Just water bottles without labels should work fine, tucked in shirts and stuff. I just held on to one in case they didn't make it.
How come Mozart couldn't go to the movies?
Because he was Baroque!
- pyeaton0
see if you can bring on some grain alcohol. one bottle is all u need. then, u can soak a rag in it, and use it as a supository. i've heard u can get drunk fast.
- jakeyj0
ask my hometown team, the Minnesota Vikings. They sure know how to throw a booze cruise.
- pyeaton0
they also know hoe to use a whizzinator.
- uberdesigner0
containers of pediacare + infant doll = cheap thrills
- raybolger20
awesome-thnx
- Mal0
I'm going on my first cruise march 26th and it's open bar all the way!
- flavorful0
700 a person was basically us going to sleep at 5a, waking up at 7a and drinking practically every waking second.
Become friends with the staff, know them by name - they know everywhere to go whenever you dock and we were even able to go to staff only parties, and bars with them on land where the drinks were dirt cheap.
We apparently got too friendly, and believe me there are cameras EVERYWHERE! Haha, I can not stress this enough.
So if you don't mind being an exhibitionist (like I don't), then take free reign to do whatever you want, wherever you want and have a blast.
And if the head of security doesn't wake you up at 7a every morning (hence why we only slept 2 hours), you're not having a good time.
And they are all talk ... they really aren't going to lock you up in the boiler room.
(Though by the last day it did come to my knowledge I am no longer allowed on that cruise line ... perhaps I had too much fun, hehe.)
- uberdesigner0
"omg, I had too much wine last night blew him in the jacuzzi"
- uberdesigner0
let the necrophilia begin!
- flavorful0
"omg, I had too much wine last night blew him in the jacuzzi"
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uberdesigner
(Feb 28 06, 11:22)Heh ... I wouldn't touch my toe in those things.
- Mal0
hahaha
- uberdesigner0
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