omg wtf?
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- ********0
OMG! aside from seeing a man eat his own head i now have seen everything.
- rasko40
OMG that is sick. I hate that typeface!
- blaw0
OMG! how'd they find my list!?!
- jevad0
hahahaha
- ********0
it has some merit
- rasko40
I bet when that guy saw tron back in the day he totally wanted to do the same but beaming into that porn flick of his dads that he found in the shed.
- gruntt0
if you're going to be a twisted fucker at least make it easy on yourself. this contract seems like a whole lot for that dude to keep up with. (I was going to write "hole" lot for that dude to keep up with, but I ain't into puns at the moment.)
- slinky0
K0na.. in Silence of the Lambs II the dude eats his own brain served to him by HL... if that counts.
- ********0
I kinda' liked it!
yeah ok maybe not ehhhh :(
- harlequino0
Is that Sean Hannity's contract?!
- ********0
I'm assuming it's the wife obligation contract?
(I'm such a pansy when it comes to clicking on links at work.)
This girl I know forwarded it to me with the tagline, "This seems like something you'd write... but even this is way too creepy for you."
- chz0
You're telling me this isn't common practice in your house?
- mg330
"navel to anus"
- chossy0
It's a standard massey contract and no-one has cracked a massey contract no way no how.
- elahon0
Haha!
I printed it out and gave it to my wife and told her to read and sign. The look on her face as she was reading was p-r-i-c-e-l-e-s-s-!
- RedFoxxworth0
I wanna see a picture of "wifey." There's 20 taken a quarter.
- RedFoxxworth0
I wanna see a picture of "wifey." There's 20 taken a quarter.
- Cactus0
Mine was a one-liner:
Shut up and make me a sandwich.
Sign here,
- grayhood0
Jevad meant to post this in the nice thread but he is a noob and meesed up.
thus he losses 12 GBDs
- jevad0
fuck