I don't know why...
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- groundst
...but, I want one.
- emokid0
what does it do?
- groundst0
practically blinds anyone (temporarily) you decide to shine in their eyes.
- ********0
packs a wallop
- groundst0
40 hours of stright light & it's rechargable.
- emokid0
will it help my situation with the ladies?
- mrdobolina0
get some enzyte, emokid.
- groundst0
How hideous are you that you will have to blind them with a beam of light?
- emokid0
i was thinking of stuffing it down my pants but blinding the ladies seems like a better idea now. i have seen the light.
- Point50
2 reasons why you want one:
1.) it has a microprocessor. Who the f*ck do you know that has a flashlight with a microproccesor.
2.) It will help with the ladies. First you flash em real quick with the light to get their attention. Then, once they look, hit em again with a little bit longer burst. Now that their vision is impaired you can approach and start your mackin. This way they won't notice your stubble that is a result of you being too poor to be able to afford razors since you're a graphic designer, nor will they notice the wrinkles in your shirt that you wore for the 3rd time this week.
- ********0
I want to blind myself
- ********0
If it has lasers I want one.
- groundst0
Point 5,
I actually laughed uncontrollably at your 2nd point...
- mg330
My stepdad has one. It does totally blind you, it's horrible.
- ********0
no dude, you want a MagLite, truss me
- groundst0
why is the maglite globe totally lop-sided?
- ********0
If I'm going to pay $270+ for a flashlight it better be the lightsaber kind and come with chestplate breathing tank.
- Point50
It's never dark in America™