I don't know why...
I don't know why...
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2 reasons why you want one:
1.) it has a microprocessor. Who the f*ck do you know that has a flashlight with a microproccesor.
2.) It will help with the ladies. First you flash em real quick with the light to get their attention. Then, once they look, hit em again with a little bit longer burst. Now that their vision is impaired you can approach and start your mackin. This way they won't notice your stubble that is a result of you being too poor to be able to afford razors since you're a graphic designer, nor will they notice the wrinkles in your shirt that you wore for the 3rd time this week.