british insults
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- kelpie0
lol skt
- nicko0
Bristols
- KuzIV0
scrote!
- sktII0
How come you dinnae have half of boots in your hair anyway kuz?
- kelpie0
how could I forget 'fannybaws'?
simultaneously likening someone to both a vagina and a set of testicles.
genius
- kelpie0
100 ya cockwound
- kelpie0
(probably ;)
- sktII0
102. cunty baws.
- kelpie0
wrap it roon ya 103 times ya mad jobby jabber
- sktII0
Just a nice and simple, "you fucking tit" always works well.
- sktII0
shut it. you wee flid.
- nicko0
fuckwit
how could I forget that!
- sktII0
tard
- kelpie0
pillock
plonker
- nicko0
fucktard
- KuzIV0
How come you dinnae have half of boots in your hair anyway kuz?
sktII
(Feb 7 06, 03:32)haha, no, that's not how it went down. I grew sum stubble taking a leaf out of you and moffs book, thinkin i will try this to seduce the fairer sex. I had her stroking me hairy face in no time, and i thought "ay up, this is workin.". And i says somethin like, "you don't think it makes me face look greasy?(the stubble that is)" to which she says "oh no! you mean like a greasy paki?"
lol, i had to do a double take and stare at her like "wtf??" and then she got all pink with embarassment (as you white folk do) and she were like "no no, i mean, that some people, racist people, say pakis, i mean pakistanis are greasy, but thats only because they do all the sweaty jobs".
i thought fuck, i got a racialist on me hands, "umm, yeah, moving on..."
haha.
- chossy0
fuckwit
- kelpie0
'pakistanis are greasy, but thats only because they do all the sweaty jobs'
that another T-shirt I'm making for you ;)
- sktII0
Hahaha. Thats a fucking cracker Kuz.
You're a proper trumpet by the way.
- UndoUndo0
nobhead