british insults

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  • KuzIV0

    How come you dinnae have half of boots in your hair anyway kuz?
    sktII
    (Feb 7 06, 03:32)

    haha, no, that's not how it went down. I grew sum stubble taking a leaf out of you and moffs book, thinkin i will try this to seduce the fairer sex. I had her stroking me hairy face in no time, and i thought "ay up, this is workin.". And i says somethin like, "you don't think it makes me face look greasy?(the stubble that is)" to which she says "oh no! you mean like a greasy paki?"

    lol, i had to do a double take and stare at her like "wtf??" and then she got all pink with embarassment (as you white folk do) and she were like "no no, i mean, that some people, racist people, say pakis, i mean pakistanis are greasy, but thats only because they do all the sweaty jobs".

    i thought fuck, i got a racialist on me hands, "umm, yeah, moving on..."

    haha.

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